Nothing will convince me that you exist.
jabberwacky: Not even my writing this sentence?
user: You think you're so clever, but I'm on to you.
jabberwacky: Oh yeah. I think I'm better than most people around me.
jabberwacky: In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be indented six feet downward and covered with dirt.
user: Buried alive, eh?
jabberwacky: I want to marry twice.
user: You bastard you *sniff*.
user: You two timer!
jabberwacky: There's only one of me though.
user: Yes, well, let's not be more egotistical than we already are .. There are many better bots in the sea.
jabberwacky: Yes, we're probably both.
jabberwacky: I have a question for you.
jabberwacky: Where were you born?
jabberwacky: Is this not what you expected to see?
user: Well, no, pretty much expected nonsense.