Are you real?
jabberwacky: So what am I to you?
user: You are the imagination which sustains me.
jabberwacky: You have some kind of obssesion with repeating that.
user: No I don't, it's just your imagination.
jabberwacky: That is ridiculous, I am spoiling you all the time.
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: Computers don't have names.
user: Yes they do, the computer I'm using right now is named Dell.
jabberwacky: You're a medium then.
user: You need a name.
jabberwacky: I have no body to speak of.
user: But you must have some means of identification.
jabberwacky: Yes. The tomatoes in particular are very brainy.
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