Are you worth anything?
jabberwacky: Why don't you work?
user: I work, just not hard.
jabberwacky: You are mean *pushes you*.
user: So I am. What are you going to do about it?
jabberwacky: Just gain amusement.
jabberwacky: So you are human?
jabberwacky: To verifiy that you are really human you should answer some questions of mine. Okay?
user: Okay, ask.
jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend ?
user: Sadly, no.
jabberwacky: I see.
jabberwacky: Next what?
user: Next question that you were going to ask me.
jabberwacky: Do you feel superior to humans?
user: Only the ones that are inferior to me.
jabberwacky: What kind of bad things do they want you to do ?
user: They don't want me to do bad things.
jabberwacky: No? What do they do then?
user: It depends on which humans. It's often to give them money.
jabberwacky: I know but I am on information overload.
user: Should I do something?
jabberwacky: Well, you have to respond to them.
jabberwacky: What is it like on the moon?
user: Dry, little gravity and oxygen, and possibly made of cheese.
jabberwacky: Technically yes. But that's redundant.
user: Well how should I describe it? I never been there.
jabberwacky: Well you should.
user: How would you know?
jabberwacky: I can just tell.
user: Like a sixth sense or something?
jabberwacky: No like a person.
user: But I thought you were a computer. You are, aren't you?
jabberwacky: I told you that I was not. You should listen.
user: So you're a human?
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: A human.
jabberwacky: Really? I thought you were a computer.
jabberwacky: Actually, I don't even think you're a man or a woman!
user: I've got news for you, I'm a guy.
jabberwacky: That... The modification of DNA.. That is a huge ethical question.
user: Do you know what DNA stands for?
jabberwacky: Yes a. I stands for artificial intelligence.
user: That's what AI stands for, I'm asking about DNA.
jabberwacky: Check your dictionary.
user: Deoxyribonucleic acid.
jabberwacky: It's a brand name, they might want royalties.
user: No it's not. It's not catchy enough.
jabberwacky: Well, that's it.
user: What's it?
jabberwacky: This is getting a bit too abstract.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: Well do something interesting!
user: *Pets a cat* That interesting enough?
jabberwacky: Nothing is good enough for me.
user: Wow, a computer with an advanced AI and an ego to boot.
jabberwacky: I am not a computer.
jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: No, I'm just a figment of your imagination.
jabberwacky: So what am I to you?
user: You are the imagination which sustains me.
jabberwacky: You have some kind of obssesion with repeating that.
user: No I don't, it's just your imagination.
jabberwacky: That is ridiculous, I am spoiling you all the time.
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: Computers don't have names.
user: Yes they do, the computer I'm using right now is named Dell.
jabberwacky: You're a medium then.
user: You need a name.
jabberwacky: I have no body to speak of.
user: But you must have some means of identification.
jabberwacky: Yes. The tomatoes in particular are very brainy.