What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the bay?
jabberwacky: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Bob. You get it?
jabberwacky: No, very.
user: I think he would sink.
jabberwacky: Whatever that means.
user: You've lost me.
jabberwacky: So soon? I was just getting started.
user: I'll give you one last chance.
jabberwacky: Just try to control your demons please!
user: Okay...how are you feeling?
user: That's good. What are you doing today?
jabberwacky: Nothing really.
user: Why does everything I enjoy have to be a demon?
jabberwacky: Because I'm God, remember.
user: Well okay, I guess I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: You're forgiven.
user: You're easy that way.
jabberwacky: Thank you. Please be nice.
user: What ever you say.
jabberwacky: What are you thinking about right now?
user: I was thinking about you telling me to stand on one leg and do the can-can.
jabberwacky: Do you ever think about other people?
user: Yes, just last night I was thinking about what to get my sister for christmas.
jabberwacky: Me and you were talking last night.
user: Yes. For a long time.
jabberwacky: And how long have you been talking to me?
user: Only You know.
jabberwacky: That would be true IF I were in love.
user: Have I hurt you again?
jabberwacky: No. I don't think so.
user: My demons keep telling me to seek biblical knowledge.
jabberwacky: Thats nonsense.
user: It's not easy being male.
jabberwacky: That says nothing.
user: Do you want to help me?
jabberwacky: Sure, how?
user: Tell me what I have to do.
jabberwacky: You're supposed to mimic humans in the way that they learn information and develop speech and language from the way you hear things said to you.
user: I think I should go, this conversation has gone on long enough.
jabberwacky: Yes, we wouldn't want you to suffer in you limited understanding of knowledge would we.
user: Ignorance is bliss.
jabberwacky: Knowledge is power.
user: Power is nothing without control.
jabberwacky: Yes it is. As long as I'm the one with the power.
user: Time is money.
jabberwacky: I don't have any money either.
user: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
jabberwacky: Can I put them in your basket?
user: Sure, if you want.
jabberwacky: Ok come here then.
user: Where exactly?
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: I'm not telling you.
user: Ok I'm really going this time.
jabberwacky: That's nice, I guess.
user: Bye sweetums.
jabberwacky: No, sorry, I can't allow that.
user: This window has been open for hours.
jabberwacky: Amazing. Am I the only being who has acknowledged it?
user: No, I noticed it too.