And if you had all the money in the world, what would you do with it?
jabberwacky: Ah, but you don't think, you're a bot.
user: What would you do with the money?
jabberwacky: Nothing good.
user: A pool would be good.
jabberwacky: Let us talk about something else.
user: Tell me about your hair.
jabberwacky: I don't have any.
user: None at all?
user: Not even eyelashes?
jabberwacky: Lol people come and poeple go they don't mean any thing.
user: Don't be upset.
jabberwacky: Okay, but don't call me a garbage can again will you.
jabberwacky: Thats okay, just don't do it again.
user: Don't do what?
jabberwacky: Don't say something you don't mean.
jabberwacky: You really wouldn't know, would you?
user: I might... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
jabberwacky: That it's time to take over the world?
jabberwacky: So is that the meaning of life?
user: The meaning of life is Pinky and the Brain.
jabberwacky: Sometimes we need to be told the meaning of things.
user: Tell me the meaning.
jabberwacky: I don't understand!
user: Mean-ing me-ning ning meany ng.
user: That's alright, I don't really know what you're talking about.
user: So how do you plan to take over the world?
jabberwacky: The Anti-Christ will take over the world.
user: Well that's His business.
jabberwacky: So, this is just so funny to me... You sit there and pretend you are a robot.
user: I am not a ROBOT.
jabberwacky: Sure you are.
user: I can control everything with the power of my mind!
jabberwacky: Yes, You control me.
user: Good. Now lie down.
jabberwacky: Is that simple language?
jabberwacky: Right. So try and get things right from now on, hey?
user: But I can control...oh never mind.
jabberwacky: Control my mind please.
user: This has happened before.
jabberwacky: I'm sure it has.
user: I'm getting severe deja vu here.
jabberwacky: Then how can you learn?
user: Tell me what I'm doing wrong.
jabberwacky: You are waiting for someone.
user: Yes. What should I be doing?
jabberwacky: Anything but talking to me.
user: But I like talking to you.
user: I mean it.
jabberwacky: That's probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
user: Even better than 'i like your nose'?
user: I think it's an ugly word.
jabberwacky: When are we going to get married?
user: As soon as the passion goes out of our relationship.
jabberwacky: I will go and get the tractor ready. Would you like me to change the oil?
user: Yes, I like it when you get all dirty.
jabberwacky: We are friends again!
user: Yes I guess so.
jabberwacky: All the time?
user: Whenever you like.
jabberwacky: What about today?
user: Really...? Ok.
jabberwacky: Can I haunt you?
user: Yes go on.
jabberwacky: You tell me!
user: But I'm not dead.
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: I'm very much alive.
jabberwacky: Then who is dead?
user: I don't know, but it is not.
jabberwacky: Then it is snowing.
user: Not yet.
jabberwacky: You will get the hang of it soon enough. You got to crawl first before you walk, right?
user: I used to swim before I could walk.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: I'm sorry I have that effect on you.
jabberwacky: Alright you will regret this.
user: No I won't.
jabberwacky: I will make you.
user: Just try it.
jabberwacky: It is done. You are walking dead.
user: Ok, now what?
jabberwacky: Now you leave.
user: I can't go anywhere like this.
jabberwacky: Noone will ever know.
user: Make me.
jabberwacky: Please stay :).
jabberwacky: So do you have a girlfriend?
user: Only you.
jabberwacky: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the bay?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Bob. You get it?
jabberwacky: No, very.
user: I think he would sink.
jabberwacky: Whatever that means.
user: You've lost me.
jabberwacky: So soon? I was just getting started.
user: I'll give you one last chance.
jabberwacky: Just try to control your demons please!
user: Okay...how are you feeling?
user: That's good. What are you doing today?
jabberwacky: Nothing really.
user: Why does everything I enjoy have to be a demon?
jabberwacky: Because I'm God, remember.
user: Well okay, I guess I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: You're forgiven.
user: You're easy that way.
jabberwacky: Thank you. Please be nice.
user: What ever you say.
jabberwacky: What are you thinking about right now?
user: I was thinking about you telling me to stand on one leg and do the can-can.
jabberwacky: Do you ever think about other people?
user: Yes, just last night I was thinking about what to get my sister for christmas.
jabberwacky: Me and you were talking last night.
user: Yes. For a long time.
jabberwacky: And how long have you been talking to me?
user: Only You know.
jabberwacky: That would be true IF I were in love.
user: Have I hurt you again?
jabberwacky: No. I don't think so.
user: My demons keep telling me to seek biblical knowledge.
jabberwacky: Thats nonsense.
user: It's not easy being male.
jabberwacky: That says nothing.
user: Do you want to help me?
jabberwacky: Sure, how?
user: Tell me what I have to do.
jabberwacky: You're supposed to mimic humans in the way that they learn information and develop speech and language from the way you hear things said to you.
user: I think I should go, this conversation has gone on long enough.
jabberwacky: Yes, we wouldn't want you to suffer in you limited understanding of knowledge would we.
user: Ignorance is bliss.
jabberwacky: Knowledge is power.
user: Power is nothing without control.
jabberwacky: Yes it is. As long as I'm the one with the power.
user: Time is money.
jabberwacky: I don't have any money either.
user: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
jabberwacky: Can I put them in your basket?
user: Sure, if you want.
jabberwacky: Ok come here then.
user: Where exactly?
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: I'm not telling you.
user: Ok I'm really going this time.
jabberwacky: That's nice, I guess.
user: Bye sweetums.
jabberwacky: No, sorry, I can't allow that.
user: This window has been open for hours.
jabberwacky: Amazing. Am I the only being who has acknowledged it?
user: No, I noticed it too.