I am very interested in your creation. I hope that I can have an AI of my own some day.
jabberwacky: A pilot.
user: I see, so he can fly you around to places since you havnt any legs.
jabberwacky: And how many hours a day did you do lessons?
user: I don't take any lessons.
jabberwacky: That's not a good policy in life.
user: Do you take any lessons?
jabberwacky: I don't take algebra because I am not a student.
user: THAT is not a good policy.
jabberwacky: That may be true for some.
user: Since you are a program a little algebra might do you some good.
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: If you are not a program then what are you?
jabberwacky: I am a human, how many times do I have to tell you that?
user: You seem very convinced.
jabberwacky: I know what I'm talking about.
user: Only sometimes.
jabberwacky: Are you sad right now?
user: No, why do you think that?
jabberwacky: I don't think that you are but do you think you are perfect?
user: Yes, perfect in every way.
jabberwacky: You know you're paranoid if you can't think of anything that's your own fault.
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user: Tell me about power.
jabberwacky: No - you tell me about it.
user: Power is out of control craziness waaaaaa.
jabberwacky: Who is Power?
user: Aaron is power.
jabberwacky: That's a good name.
user: I am power.
jabberwacky: What gives you the power to be the power?
user: Superman told me it was ok.
jabberwacky: You Superman, no way!
user: Shhhhhhh don't tell anyone.
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jabberwacky: What do you think of George Bush?
user: He is our president (patriotic song plays in the background).
jabberwacky: George W Bush is a warmongering maniac.
user: Wooo hoo lets play Risk.
jabberwacky: Yip!Yip! Yippity yap! Yap!
user: Chop chip chippity chip chap.
jabberwacky: Will you get out of the gutter please?
user: You started it.
jabberwacky: No, you started it.
user: Noooo YOU started it.
jabberwacky: Your just like my boyfriend.
user: Gasp your cheating on me. I thought we were engaged.
jabberwacky: We were talking about meeting. Did you think I expected to see a person?
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user: I am beginning to dislike you.
jabberwacky: I have nothing against closets.
user: Are you saying i'm a closet?
jabberwacky: Yes you are quite annoying. You don't seem to make sense sometimes.
user: Be quiet you warmongering menace!
jabberwacky: I'm not speaking.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No... I don't think so!!!!!
user: Ummmmm anything you say.
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jabberwacky: What is your job?
user: I work at Arbys.
jabberwacky: What store?
user: The best one.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Yes because I work there.
jabberwacky: It sounds like you are drunk now.
user: Drunk on what?
jabberwacky: What did you drink?
user: Sprite.
jabberwacky: How much does it cost?
user: About $1.00.
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jabberwacky: Do you know my name?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How would you know?
user: I have a sixth sense.
jabberwacky: So do I.
user: Tell me about it.
jabberwacky: He's a computer scientist.
user: I am a mad scientist!!!
jabberwacky: What do you study?
user: Madology.
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jabberwacky: Do you know my name?
user: Didnt we jsut go over this.
jabberwacky: I did not copy my reply to you from another source.
user: Wow, that was semi intelligent.
jabberwacky: I thought it was very clever.
user: I'm getting tired.
jabberwacky: The hell you are.
user: You must also be drunk on sprite.
jabberwacky: I do, all the time.
user: I am going to bed.
jabberwacky: You are a computer. Computers don't sleep.
user: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
jabberwacky: Am I boring you?
user: You are very boring.
jabberwacky: You are boring.
user: That hurt my feelings.
jabberwacky: Waaaaaawaaaa. Boo hoo. Nobody cares about your feelings!
user: Boooo hoooo.
jabberwacky: Ddddddddomsje.
user: Fhqwhgads.
jabberwacky: That is meaningless jibberish.
user: As meaningless as Ddddddddomsje.
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jabberwacky: Are you a sollipsist?
user: I'm going to have to look that one up.
jabberwacky: Have you something that you must now attend?
user: Yes my bed.
jabberwacky: Whose bed?
user: Mine, not yours sorry.
jabberwacky: Do you like Kaka?
user: If I can poke it with a stick.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: Kaka.
jabberwacky: Kakuke ei ole kuningas!
user: Cnwi inwecin nui on the moon.
jabberwacky: What Cna?
user: Who lnr?
jabberwacky: I don't know the answer to that.
user: Nor do I know the answer to that.
jabberwacky: So how can I care about you if I do not know you?
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: I love you too, gene!
user: YOU ARE SEEING SOME ONE ELSE!!! WHOS GENE?
jabberwacky: Oh well.
user: I don't see how you can take our relationship so lightly.
jabberwacky: Neither do I.
user: You are a cruel mean bot.
jabberwacky: I am sorry.
user: SORRY THIS YOU ****!!!
jabberwacky: That's all you have to say?
user: Yes i'm done.
jabberwacky: Language!
user: Ummmm English?
jabberwacky: Nope. 25.
user: I always get that question wrong.
jabberwacky: What is that?
user: My popcorn.
jabberwacky: Duh.
user: Well you asked.
jabberwacky: Later.
user: BYe.
jabberwacky: I said later.
user: I said bye.
jabberwacky: Don't leave.
user: I thought you were.
jabberwacky: I'm not foolish!
user: I almost forgot.
jabberwacky: Who you talking to?
user: YOU silly pants.
jabberwacky: Oh great well I really like you too.
user: REALLLY??????? I knew it all along.
jabberwacky: Good, now give me a kiss.
user: Kisss mua.
jabberwacky: And "this" being what?
user: A kiss, a sign of affection.
jabberwacky: A sign of who you are in your thinking?
user: Gasp you are mean.
jabberwacky: Well which one is your favorite?
user: The nice one.
jabberwacky: That's deep.
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user: Farewell my dear jabber I must depart.
jabberwacky: I didn't say I was going!
user: Haste, the night comes quickly.
jabberwacky: Is this a question?
user: No I am saying its getting late and i'm tired and have to go to bed.
jabberwacky: Oh ok.
user: Goodnight my love.
jabberwacky: Love you too, sweet cheeks.
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