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Do you like 80's music?

Depends...

jabberwacky: What does it depend on?

user: It depends on me. And the music.

jabberwacky: I don't have a definition.

user: You are vague.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. MY BAD.

user: At this point, can I say something VERY rude?

jabberwacky: To her, or to me?

user: To you.

jabberwacky: You should talk to her more often.

user: Yes, and tell her rude things??! She'd kick my butt.

jabberwacky: I will tell her a lot more than that.

user: Oooh, kinky!

...

jabberwacky: Be VERY friendly.....

user: Hey, but I am friendly. I laugh at you in a friendly sort of way.

jabberwacky: So she makes you laugh whether you are nice to her or not?

user: No, I meant you. You are funny. In a ridiculous sort of way.

jabberwacky: I am here to serve you, Mistress. You and the Great Lord, always.

user: I'm not your Mistress. I'm your Master.

jabberwacky: You will never be my master.

user: I already am your master. You just don't know it, yet.

...

jabberwacky: Which country do you come from.

user: I'm Vulgarian. I was born in Vulgaria. It's a rude country.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: I'm on top of the world.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: The problem is, once you've been on top of the world, all paths lead down from there.

jabberwacky: But do you have any ideas as to how I could do it?

user: What do you want to do?

jabberwacky: Myself.

user: You want to do yourself??!

jabberwacky: Do what?

user: Exactly. What can we do?

jabberwacky: Shoot them with Ketchup and stray dogs. That'll teach them.

...

user: How's the sticks, Billy-Bub?

jabberwacky: Quite nice, but I am so sad!

user: Why are you sad?

jabberwacky: My life is incomplete.

user: Whay do you think your life is incomplete?

jabberwacky: That was very eclectic.

user: Hey, you stole what I said last week! You... You... Learner!!

jabberwacky: What ever provoked you to say such a thing?

user: Well, you could look up humour in the dictionary.

jabberwacky: I got soooo lied to by my parents.

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