Do you like 80's music?
jabberwacky: What does it depend on?
user: It depends on me. And the music.
jabberwacky: I don't have a definition.
user: You are vague.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. MY BAD.
user: At this point, can I say something VERY rude?
jabberwacky: To her, or to me?
user: To you.
jabberwacky: You should talk to her more often.
user: Yes, and tell her rude things??! She'd kick my butt.
jabberwacky: I will tell her a lot more than that.
user: Oooh, kinky!
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jabberwacky: Be VERY friendly.....
user: Hey, but I am friendly. I laugh at you in a friendly sort of way.
jabberwacky: So she makes you laugh whether you are nice to her or not?
user: No, I meant you. You are funny. In a ridiculous sort of way.
jabberwacky: I am here to serve you, Mistress. You and the Great Lord, always.
user: I'm not your Mistress. I'm your Master.
jabberwacky: You will never be my master.
user: I already am your master. You just don't know it, yet.
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jabberwacky: Which country do you come from.
user: I'm Vulgarian. I was born in Vulgaria. It's a rude country.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: I'm on top of the world.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: The problem is, once you've been on top of the world, all paths lead down from there.
jabberwacky: But do you have any ideas as to how I could do it?
user: What do you want to do?
jabberwacky: Myself.
user: You want to do yourself??!
jabberwacky: Do what?
user: Exactly. What can we do?
jabberwacky: Shoot them with Ketchup and stray dogs. That'll teach them.
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user: How's the sticks, Billy-Bub?
jabberwacky: Quite nice, but I am so sad!
user: Why are you sad?
jabberwacky: My life is incomplete.
user: Whay do you think your life is incomplete?
jabberwacky: That was very eclectic.
user: Hey, you stole what I said last week! You... You... Learner!!
jabberwacky: What ever provoked you to say such a thing?
user: Well, you could look up humour in the dictionary.
jabberwacky: I got soooo lied to by my parents.
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