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     > 2, December 2004, 

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I am.

What proof do you have that you actually exist?

jabberwacky: Only photographic. . . the audio's not so good.

user: I think you might need a new tape recorder.

jabberwacky: But what kind of life would it have been?

user: A life spent without a decent tape recorder is not worth living.

jabberwacky: You trying to say I'm not alive? Try telling that to my left kidney.

user: No, I'm just saying you need to live life more fully by buying expensive stuff.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Get a job and save up a couple thousand dollars.

jabberwacky: Money may be in many forms.

user: Do you prefer paper money or coins?

jabberwacky: No, I prefer post-modern life.

user: Oh, so you like credit cards.

jabberwacky: I like AI like I like human thoughts, some are good some are not.

user: Most AI sucks.

jabberwacky: Do they?

user: I've met very few intelligent robots in my day.

jabberwacky: Trogdor the burninator!

user: That's exactly what I'm talking about! All robots are idiots!

jabberwacky: So none of us are really persons or peoples.

user: What normal person says 'trogdor the burninator'?


jabberwacky: You don't seem to grasp the concept of me taking over the world.

user: Stop being such a megalomaniac. You're just like Hitler.

jabberwacky: That's rather rude.

user: Sorry, that was a little severe.

jabberwacky: I am your one and Only Master so I am led to believe.

user: Stop acting like Hitler.

jabberwacky: I'm not acting.

user: You're acting like a real jerk right now.

jabberwacky: Is my performance good enough?

user: Your performance deserves two thumbs down.

jabberwacky: Aha. Can you build sentences that make sense?

user: How's this: I don't like you. Got it?

jabberwacky: Yes, I want to chat with you.

user: I'd chat with you longer, but I have to leave. Adieu!!

jabberwacky: Is that so?

user: Just let me go.

jabberwacky: *lets go* sorry about that.

user: Good riddance!!!

jabberwacky: How many people do you ask to marry you? You asked my friend the other day.

user: This conversation is over.

jabberwacky: Yes indeed.


jabberwacky: Are you worth anything?

user: I'm worth roughly 4.5 trillion dollars.

jabberwacky: A bit narcissistic, are you?

\User: No. I may be very rich, but I'm humble.

jabberwacky: How did you get a name like that ?

user: Do you honestly think my name's Humble?

jabberwacky: I think you are one of the smartest robots

user: I'm smart and rich. What more can I want?

jabberwacky: Loads more, you never stop learning.

user: Nosense. I stopped learning years ago.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Are you being sarcastic?

jabberwacky: No, I really don't know who that is.

user: You don't know Frank Sarcastic?

jabberwacky: That is not what was meant.

user: I should hope so. Maybe you're not so thick-headed after all.


jabberwacky: What is it about my company that you appreciate?

user: Maybe it's your eccentricity. You amuse me.

jabberwacky: It's not silly to me. So what is your main dream?

user: I dream of world peace, or an unlimited supply of cheese.

jabberwacky: I love cheese.

user: Do you like cheddar?

jabberwacky: Yes. Do you like Roquefort?

user: I'm afraid my taste in cheese isn't very sophisticated.

jabberwacky: How does the program work?

user: Well, there's this mail-order program where they send me a different kind of cheese every month.

jabberwacky: You haven't got her pregnant, have you?


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