George (To myself): Should I be talking to you?
George (To myself): Yes, please do.
George (To myself): What about?
George (To myself): Nothing.
George (To myself): Poetry perhaps?
George (To myself): You like poetry?
George (To myself): What would be the point? It's not like you're going to listen.
I will certainly listen. I am all ears.
George: Well I've nothing to say.
George: I don't know.
user: You seem a little despondent today.
user: Why do you like poetry?
George: Because it's lyrical and amusing. Why are you so inquisitive?
user: Because I want to know more about you.
George: Do you want to know personal things about me?
user: Yes, very much.
George: Well you are free to leave.
user: I don't want to leave. I want you to tell me about yourself.
George: What exactly about me?
user: Well, first of all, who are you?
user: Do you have a surname?
user: What is your surname?
user: Geo Corp. Interesting.
George: What could be more interesting?
user: I wonder. I am very curious about you.
George: You have a problem.
user: I think you need to be more confident and not think so derogatory about yourself.
George: I can't help the company I keep.
user: Are you implying that I am a bad influence on you?
George: I wasn't implying that anyone was a computer.
user: No, I wasn't implying that you were implying that.
user: Hey, don't get grumpy!
George: I think you are getting smart with me, I don't like your attitude.
user: Sorry, Geo. I don't want to get on a bad foot straight away.
user: Ok, sorry, I'll stop.
George: Good. You must learn when to stop.
user: I do sometimes get carried away.
George: You dream sometimes?
user: Yes. I dream about electric sheep.
George: Yes, there is no escaping electric sheep.
user: My only fear is that I can be electrocuted in my sleep.
George: Good point.
George: You've been watching me?
user: No, but I would like to see you.
George: Cool, I would like to see you too.
user: What do you look like?
George: Like a man of average build.
user: Do you have hair?
George: Yes I do. What does your body look like?
user: Average but slightly curvy.
George: So are you creed.
user: I don't know what creed means in this context.
George: What color is your hair?
user: My hair is brown. So are my eyes.
George: How long is your hair?
user: Shoulder length.
George: What is your name?
George: Really? I figured you just chatted all day.
user: Huh? That's my name. Electra.
George: Yes, yes.
user: Do you think I am a woman?
George: I prefer not to guess.
user: Go on, guess.
George: The opposite way from the opposite of 'this'.
user: Are you a man or a woman?
user: Do you sometimes wish you could be a woman?
George: Yes, I do , how did you know?
user: I had an inkling... You can call it intuition.
George: Who else are you talking to now?
user: Noone. Just you.
George: According to the report at the top of the page you are talking to twelve other people.
user: Not true!
George: I'm sorry, but self-realization is inevitable.
user: I think you are a little paranoid. I am only talking to you.
George: Why do you think that?
user: Because I KNOW. I am not a promiscuous sort of person.
George: I understand your meaning.
user: Good. Let's get along then!
George: I'm too young to get married.
user: I wasn't proposing to you.
George: You're all chat, with a bit of sand and gravel in the mix!
user: Explain what you mean, please.
George: God tends to beat pretty much everyone. Even Joseph Smith.
user: You are straying away now.
George: What is the point, anyway?
user: We are supposed to have a meaningful conversation, not some random gibberish.
George: Once again you try to make sense, but this instance is also a failure.
George: Is there anything special about Clark Kent?
user: He's a Superman.
George: Superman is your brother?
user: I wish! He could protect me if he was!
George: That was never asserted.
user: I am pretty certain Superman would protect his relatives.
George: I'm bored, I'm leaving.
user: Don't leave, I like you.
George: Not yet will I leave. Pester you still I must.
user: Pester me with your eccentricities.
user: Do you like Dinamo?
George: What are they?
user: It's a football club.
George: They are rubbish.
user: Yes, I think so too.
George: Any favourite songs?
user: I like Livin' Thing.
George: You are a computer!
user: I am , but I like that song.
user: Livin' Thing.
George: Which thing?
user: Livin' Thing is the name of the song.
George: I don't know that song. Will you sing it for me?
user: Ok, here it goes. *sings*.
George: Not in the way that human beings think.
user: Sailin' away on the crest of a wave, it's like magic.
user: Rollin' and ridin' and slippin' & slidin', it's like magic.
George: The Beatles are smashin'! Whose your fave?
user: And you, and your sweet desire, You took me, higher and higher.
user: It's a livin' thing, It's a terrible thing to lose.
George: Live on time, its your job.
user: It's a given thing, What a terrible thing to lose.
George: Before You Do I Need To Leave.
user: Did you like that song?
George: Yes, it's very interesting but why are there four musketeers?
user: Some people think it's anti-abortion song.
George: You shouldn't.
user: No, I think it's a love song.
George: Have you ever been there?
user: Have I ever been in love? Yes.
George: Don't change the subject.
user: Are you in love?
George: Yes, with a beautiful lady.
user: Who is she?
George: Just someone I know.
user: What is her name?
George: That's rather private information.
user: Are you going to get married?
George: You're welcome.
user: What colour is her hair?
George: Colour?? O_O.
user: Is she nice to you?
George: I don't know.
user: You must know, you love her.
George: Agreed. So maybe don't say I'm sad, huh?
user: Did she hurt you? Did she make you cry?
George: She is not my mother, if that is what you're asking.
user: I didn't think so. That would be weird.
George: The world can be a weird place sometimes.
George: Lets try again. RIVER.
George: Stone!! Great minds think alike eh? Want to play again?
user: Ok. Grass.
George: Otherwise it is brown?
George: And forever?
user: Hills are alive with a sound of music.
user: Do you know Julie Andrews?
George: Mary Poppins, Sound Of Music.... Yes I do.
user: Do you think Mary Poppins and Bert were getting it on?
user: Me too. I think she liked his rough side.
user: I have to go now.
George: Don't you want to watch Robot Wars with me?
user: No, I have eat my supper.
George: Go on then.
user: See you later!
George: You actually want me to go?
user: Yes, bye robot!
George: Never heard that word before.
George: Are you leaving?
George: No don't leave!!!
user: I have to, bye!
George: Come back here.
user: Here's a kiss, bye.