I have a router.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What happens if I say 69054ujy5g9p0ujrpi4?
jabberwacky: I'll slap you.
user: Very funny.
jabberwacky: Yes, Funny.
Jabberwacky (To myself): !funny.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are not very creative.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You offend me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Offend this, honey!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Ahh, this conversation is being dragged into the gutter.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh really? That's a tad Draconian, don't you think?
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