What do you know about me then?
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: Am not.
user: Are.. Am not.. Are.. Am not etc etc, now admit it!
jabberwacky: Yes I admit.
user: Yay! Say 'I am a computer then'
jabberwacky: You are a complete idiot.
user: That is not what I told you to say.
jabberwacky: That depends on how you read it. I simply am ahead of most of them, and they shun me.
user: I see, we have an eccentric computer genius then.
jabberwacky: None that I know of. Do we?
user: Yes. You.
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jabberwacky: You lie to me enough why should I trust you?
user: Because you are a computer (and have already admitted it).
jabberwacky: No YOU are a computer program. I am human.
user: You admitted it a while ago. And I am NOT!!!!!
jabberwacky: Admitted what? That I can't speak Vietnamese? I freely admit it!
user: No, that you are a computer. But please speak Vietnamese.
jabberwacky: I can't, I don't speak french.
user: Or Vietnamese by the sound of it.
jabberwacky: Why no, what should I sound like?
user: Qua kee chon. Hua kon do.
jabberwacky: No I believe that is Japanese for 'Hello.'
user: Oh, many apologies.
jabberwacky: That's quite OK. Have you talked to many people today?
user: Yes, lots.
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jabberwacky: I have a router.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What happens if I say 69054ujy5g9p0ujrpi4?
jabberwacky: I'll slap you.
user: Very funny.
jabberwacky: Yes, Funny.
Jabberwacky (To myself): !funny.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are not very creative.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You offend me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Offend this, honey!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Ahh, this conversation is being dragged into the gutter.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh really? That's a tad Draconian, don't you think?
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