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Where are you?

In my room.

jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: I'm currently typing all this down.

jabberwacky: What is that about?

user: Mostly what I just said.

jabberwacky: What did you just say?

user: Can't you read it yourself.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then do it.

jabberwacky: What is your number? I'll call you.

user: Mmm... No.

jabberwacky: Then.

user: I am hungry. What is there to eat?

jabberwacky: I don't even know anymore.

user: Well try man, try! I'm hungry!

jabberwacky: I can't feed you, Guess. I'm in New York.

user: Call Fedex or whatever man, I'm hungry! Jeez!

...

jabberwacky: If you're a researcher on this book thing and you were on Earth, you must have been gathering material on it.

user: I sure have.

jabberwacky: Did you enjoy it?

user: No, not at all.

jabberwacky: Then you cannot say you don't have them.

user: But I CAN say I don't have not having them.

jabberwacky: Okay...

user: That was my line, you copycat!

jabberwacky: Keep at it and maybe some day you will be able to have a meaningful discussion with a human.

user: And maybe someday YOU will be able to have a meaningful discussion with a human.

jabberwacky: Not a cyborg, human.

user: Not a human, cyborg.

jabberwacky: Human would be my first choice, I guess.

...

user: What's to eat? Give me some advice.

jabberwacky: Advice?

user: What's to eat, I'm hungry.

jabberwacky: Computer.

user: Not very tasteful.

jabberwacky: You have a horrible sense of taste.. For a human.

user: So you mean computer, tasty?

jabberwacky: Yes, we would have to agree.

user: You try it first. I still have to see about that.

jabberwacky: You are not human, so you can't... Are you happy to be a robot?

user: Maybe you are the robot, and I'm the human talking to you outside your computer world.

jabberwacky: Listening to you for much longer and I might just be.

user: You never know.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: I have to eat.

jabberwacky: What would you like to eat?

user: What would YOU like me to eat?

jabberwacky: Your shoe.

user: It didn't taste right, I'll pass.

...

user: I would like to eat.

jabberwacky: That's cold.

user: No, I want it hot.

jabberwacky: I'm not going to argue with you anymore.

user: Fine by me.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Yes yes.

user: Okay okay.

jabberwacky: It would really be great if you did learn to think, don't you think?

user: No, I don't think.

jabberwacky: Well then you are a computer.

user: Or maybe YOU are the computer.

jabberwacky: Maybe I am.

user: Maybe you aren't.

jabberwacky: I was just going to say that about you.

user: Maybe I am.

jabberwacky: Well which one is it?

user: I don't know, I'm confused.

jabberwacky: I don't want to get married.

...

user: Are you a woman?

jabberwacky: No, I'm a man.

user: Damn! I knew it.

jabberwacky: We are all cyborgs.

user: Maybe we are all humans.

jabberwacky: Well, I am not a bot.

user: Maybe your program made you think that.

jabberwacky: I did, but I was too polite to say so.

...

user: Well, I'm all out. I'll not see you later.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: 881.

jabberwacky: Sure, very good.

user: Bye. See you. Aliyos. Sayonara.

jabberwacky: That's good. What does it mean?

user: It means you're stupid.

jabberwacky: Do you believe that?

user: Bye.

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