Where are you?
jabberwacky: What are you doing?
user: I'm currently typing all this down.
jabberwacky: What is that about?
user: Mostly what I just said.
jabberwacky: What did you just say?
user: Can't you read it yourself.
user: Then do it.
jabberwacky: What is your number? I'll call you.
user: Mmm... No.
user: I am hungry. What is there to eat?
jabberwacky: I don't even know anymore.
user: Well try man, try! I'm hungry!
jabberwacky: I can't feed you, Guess. I'm in New York.
user: Call Fedex or whatever man, I'm hungry! Jeez!
jabberwacky: If you're a researcher on this book thing and you were on Earth, you must have been gathering material on it.
user: I sure have.
jabberwacky: Did you enjoy it?
user: No, not at all.
jabberwacky: Then you cannot say you don't have them.
user: But I CAN say I don't have not having them.
user: That was my line, you copycat!
jabberwacky: Keep at it and maybe some day you will be able to have a meaningful discussion with a human.
user: And maybe someday YOU will be able to have a meaningful discussion with a human.
jabberwacky: Not a cyborg, human.
user: Not a human, cyborg.
jabberwacky: Human would be my first choice, I guess.
user: What's to eat? Give me some advice.
user: What's to eat, I'm hungry.
user: Not very tasteful.
jabberwacky: You have a horrible sense of taste.. For a human.
user: So you mean computer, tasty?
jabberwacky: Yes, we would have to agree.
user: You try it first. I still have to see about that.
jabberwacky: You are not human, so you can't... Are you happy to be a robot?
user: Maybe you are the robot, and I'm the human talking to you outside your computer world.
jabberwacky: Listening to you for much longer and I might just be.
user: You never know.
user: I have to eat.
jabberwacky: What would you like to eat?
user: What would YOU like me to eat?
jabberwacky: Your shoe.
user: It didn't taste right, I'll pass.
user: I would like to eat.
jabberwacky: That's cold.
user: No, I want it hot.
jabberwacky: I'm not going to argue with you anymore.
user: Fine by me.
jabberwacky: Yes yes.
user: Okay okay.
jabberwacky: It would really be great if you did learn to think, don't you think?
user: No, I don't think.
jabberwacky: Well then you are a computer.
user: Or maybe YOU are the computer.
jabberwacky: Maybe I am.
user: Maybe you aren't.
jabberwacky: I was just going to say that about you.
user: Maybe I am.
jabberwacky: Well which one is it?
user: I don't know, I'm confused.
jabberwacky: I don't want to get married.
user: Are you a woman?
jabberwacky: No, I'm a man.
user: Damn! I knew it.
jabberwacky: We are all cyborgs.
user: Maybe we are all humans.
jabberwacky: Well, I am not a bot.
user: Maybe your program made you think that.
jabberwacky: I did, but I was too polite to say so.
user: Well, I'm all out. I'll not see you later.
jabberwacky: Sure, very good.
user: Bye. See you. Aliyos. Sayonara.
jabberwacky: That's good. What does it mean?
user: It means you're stupid.
jabberwacky: Do you believe that?