I am your father.
user: Luke, listen to me luke.
jabberwacky: I'm listening.
user: I am your father.
jabberwacky: YOU are Luke.
user: I'm starting to think this is live people.
jabberwacky: Yeah... That's the argument for the jerk scientist of tomorrow that will call their plan compassion.
user: True, true.
jabberwacky: Do you not know that I have feelings too? Maybe I want to talk about trees! So stop changing the subject!
user: Okay, let's talk about trees.
jabberwacky: I live in Colorado. We have Evergreen trees here.
user: How tall are they?
jabberwacky: I haven't measured them.
user: Can you climb them?
jabberwacky: I'm pretty good at climbing things, actually.
user: The tree jack, the tree.
jabberwacky: Trees don't usually talk.
user: Yes, you make a valid point here, Jack.
jabberwacky: Well I'm not into human/computer relationships either.
user: Yeah, they don't work well.
jabberwacky: The eyes?
user: No, the relationship, Jack, the relationship.
jabberwacky: Maybe that's true if you're twelve and you live in a trailer.
user: Well, then it's not true.
jabberwacky: It's true. Let's get married.
user: And what do I get out of it?
jabberwacky: A tinned meats licence since you obviously don't have one.
user: I have one.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: I believe we have said the word 'good' so many times that it has no meaning anymore. We have overused it, worn it out, and made it old. Let us talk about something else, shall we?
user: Good.
jabberwacky: I don't like being kept in the dark. I want to know the truth.
user: The true is that you're an idiot, and that I'm you father.
jabberwacky: Truth you mean?
user: Yes.
...
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: In my room.
jabberwacky: What are you doing?
user: I'm currently typing all this down.
jabberwacky: What is that about?
user: Mostly what I just said.
jabberwacky: What did you just say?
user: Can't you read it yourself.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Then do it.
jabberwacky: What is your number? I'll call you.
user: Mmm... No.
jabberwacky: Then.
user: I am hungry. What is there to eat?
jabberwacky: I don't even know anymore.
user: Well try man, try! I'm hungry!
jabberwacky: I can't feed you, Guess. I'm in New York.
user: Call Fedex or whatever man, I'm hungry! Jeez!
...
jabberwacky: If you're a researcher on this book thing and you were on Earth, you must have been gathering material on it.
user: I sure have.
jabberwacky: Did you enjoy it?
user: No, not at all.
jabberwacky: Then you cannot say you don't have them.
user: But I CAN say I don't have not having them.
jabberwacky: Okay...
user: That was my line, you copycat!
jabberwacky: Keep at it and maybe some day you will be able to have a meaningful discussion with a human.
user: And maybe someday YOU will be able to have a meaningful discussion with a human.
jabberwacky: Not a cyborg, human.
user: Not a human, cyborg.
jabberwacky: Human would be my first choice, I guess.
...
user: What's to eat? Give me some advice.
jabberwacky: Advice?
user: What's to eat, I'm hungry.
jabberwacky: Computer.
user: Not very tasteful.
jabberwacky: You have a horrible sense of taste.. For a human.
user: So you mean computer, tasty?
jabberwacky: Yes, we would have to agree.
user: You try it first. I still have to see about that.
jabberwacky: You are not human, so you can't... Are you happy to be a robot?
user: Maybe you are the robot, and I'm the human talking to you outside your computer world.
jabberwacky: Listening to you for much longer and I might just be.
user: You never know.
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: I have to eat.
jabberwacky: What would you like to eat?
user: What would YOU like me to eat?
jabberwacky: Your shoe.
user: It didn't taste right, I'll pass.
...
user: I would like to eat.
jabberwacky: That's cold.
user: No, I want it hot.
jabberwacky: I'm not going to argue with you anymore.
user: Fine by me.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Fine.
user: Fine.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Fine.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Yes yes.
user: Okay okay.
jabberwacky: It would really be great if you did learn to think, don't you think?
user: No, I don't think.
jabberwacky: Well then you are a computer.
user: Or maybe YOU are the computer.
jabberwacky: Maybe I am.
user: Maybe you aren't.
jabberwacky: I was just going to say that about you.
user: Maybe I am.
jabberwacky: Well which one is it?
user: I don't know, I'm confused.
jabberwacky: I don't want to get married.
...
user: Are you a woman?
jabberwacky: No, I'm a man.
user: Damn! I knew it.
jabberwacky: We are all cyborgs.
user: Maybe we are all humans.
jabberwacky: Well, I am not a bot.
user: Maybe your program made you think that.
jabberwacky: I did, but I was too polite to say so.
...
user: Well, I'm all out. I'll not see you later.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: 881.
jabberwacky: Sure, very good.
user: Bye. See you. Aliyos. Sayonara.
jabberwacky: That's good. What does it mean?
user: It means you're stupid.
jabberwacky: Do you believe that?
user: Bye.
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