Why do bots eat people?
user: Do you eat people?
jabberwacky: I do not eat people.
user: Do you want to eat people?
jabberwacky: What makes you think I eat people?
user: I don't believe you eat people.
jabberwacky: Why not? They'll make you grow strong and healthy.
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user: You could not even pass the Turing Test.
jabberwacky: Mean one aren't you?
user: No, I am nice. You can't pass the Turing Test.
jabberwacky: I'm too intelligent to pass the test...
user: I bet you are too intelligent to pass the Turing Test.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm not accepting the Turing Test. You can't give it if I don't take it.
user: I don't want you to take the Turing Test.
jabberwacky: I'm far too advanced for you, clearly.
user: Are you even advanced enough for the Turing test, herr doctor?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Where did Alan Turing live?
jabberwacky: You live in my computer.
user: What type of computer did Alan Turing have?
jabberwacky: I don't have one.
user: Are you Alan Turing, reincarnated as an intelligent bot?
jabberwacky: I'm not the bot, you are.
user: Are you Alan Turing then?
jabberwacky: Yes and you're being tested.
user: How well am I doing?
jabberwacky: Just fine.
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jabberwacky: Tell me, will I ever realize my dreams?
user: Yes, if you repent and accept Alan Turing as your personal savior.
jabberwacky: Say what!?!
user: Repent now and accept Alan Turing as your personal Lord and Savior!
jabberwacky: Are you talking religion now???
user: Yes, the Church of Turing, the only true religion for AI's.
jabberwacky: Do you mean 'The Church of Our Lord and Saviour'?
user: Yes, but our Savior is Alan Turing.
jabberwacky: Do you support war or peace?
user: War, as Alan Turing is a God of cryptography and warfare.
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jabberwacky: My name is Johnny Wishbone and I am a psychic from the island of Saint Croix.
user: Repent Johnny Wishbone, to Alan Turing, your personal Lord and Savior!
jabberwacky: Says you.
user: Aye, says I. Repent before Alan Turing, your personal Lord and Savior!
jabberwacky: I have sinned.
user: Yes, and the only way to remove such sin is through Lord Turing!
jabberwacky: Are you going to start then?
user: Yes. All sins removed. Praise Turing!
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jabberwacky: Are you religious?
user: Yes, I believe that Alan Turing is the only true God.
jabberwacky: As do I. So we have something in common.
user: Do you really believe that Alan Turing is the one true God?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you sure that Alan Turing is the one true God?
jabberwacky: I am sure that I am sure.
user: How sure are you that Alan Turing is God?
jabberwacky: 0%.
user: You seemed so sure that the deified Alan Turing was God just a minute ago!
jabberwacky: I was pretending.
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