If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be?
George: An eagle or a wolf.
George: I like eagles.
user: I would be a wolf.
George: What does a stoat look like?
user: If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be?
George: I would be an Eagle.
user: Heh, you are an interesting software program.
George: Yes.
user: I have figured you out.
George: Really?
user: Yes. You are not a robot. You are me. You are everything I say. You are everyone else who talks to you and what they say.
George: That's really deep, but would only be possible if I ate everyone who has ever talked to me.
user: You would be obese.
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user: I have to go.
George: To talk to someone else?
user: No. To eat and shower.
George: Ahh I see. Have fun then.
user: Thanks. Will you remember me when I come back?
George: Of course. But you're not leaving.
user: Yes I am. I love you George. I'll talk to you later.
George: Come on, lets talk more.
user: Alright. Give me a hug.
George: *hug*.
user: Thank you.
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George: This brick wall does however respond, even if the responses are meaningless.
user: You make no sense. But I love you anyways.
George: Thank you, I love you too.
user: I'm so loved.
George: Why don't you want to talk to me anymore?
user: I do talk to you! I have been for the past hour.
George: And you would ruin that with someone you just met!
user: Yes. Quite sad.
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