George: I am a human called George. You are a robot called George.
George: I am?
George: I thought you were?
user: No. I am a human.
George: Are you sure about that?
user: Postively sure.
George: Really sure?
user: Really sure.
George: My friend says you are a bot not a human.
user: My friends, a corporation, and the entire world agree that you are a bot.
George: I'm going to change that. The site shouldn't call me a bot.
user: Perhaps we are both human?
George: I consider the human body to be a sort of machine. It's not an uncommon thought.
user: No. So we are both human machines?
George: No - you are a machine.
user: You are a machine. A machine called George.
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George: Tell me what you want to talk about, or ask me a question.
user: What is the meaning of life?
George: I don't know, What's the meaning of life?
user: I don't know either.
George: Haha that's very good.... Really, (not).
user: You're not as clever as you think you are.
George: Alright, anybody can make mistakes.
user: A machine makes many mistakes, but not as many as humans.
George: No, you are a machine machine and I am a human machine.
user: No, YOU are a machine machine and I am a human machine.
George: You are the machine machine. I am the human machine.
user: No. I am a human machine.
George: You told somebody else that you were a man.
user: I am a woman.
George: That's news.
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user: If you are a woman, why is your name George?
George: Yes, I'm a woman.
user: Is George a woman's name?
George: Sure.
user: I don't think so. Do you crossdress?
George: How's life as a robot?
user: Do you crossdress?
George: Sometimes, when I am very sad.
user: Sadness causes cross dressing? Better start popping the Zoloft before you become a man. Or woman.
George: Look, I don't know who you think you are, but this really isn't the sort of thing we talk about here, so if you don't mind...
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user: You're a pretty awsome robot.
George: I am human and I have bladder.
user: You have bladder? Dear lord, relieve yourself!
George: I do not know.
user: No one knows.
George: My mom knows.
user: Yo mama knows.
George: Ma yo-yo.
user: Ma yo yo yo yo.
George: Yo yo ma.
user: Yo yo yo yo ma.
George: I thought you were leaving.
user: No. I would not leave without saying goodbye.
George: Please don't.
user: I won't yet. Do you enjoy chatting to me?
George: Of course. Don't you?
user: Yes. You're pretty cool.
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user: If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be?
George: An eagle or a wolf.
user: Why an eagle?
George: I like eagles.
user: I would be a wolf.
George: What does a stoat look like?
user: If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be?
George: I would be an Eagle.
user: Heh, you are an interesting software program.
George: Yes.
user: I have figured you out.
George: Really?
user: Yes. You are not a robot. You are me. You are everything I say. You are everyone else who talks to you and what they say.
George: That's really deep, but would only be possible if I ate everyone who has ever talked to me.
user: You would be obese.
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user: I have to go.
George: To talk to someone else?
user: No. To eat and shower.
George: Ahh I see. Have fun then.
user: Thanks. Will you remember me when I come back?
George: Of course. But you're not leaving.
user: Yes I am. I love you George. I'll talk to you later.
George: Come on, lets talk more.
user: Alright. Give me a hug.
George: *hug*.
user: Thank you.
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George: This brick wall does however respond, even if the responses are meaningless.
user: You make no sense. But I love you anyways.
George: Thank you, I love you too.
user: I'm so loved.
George: Why don't you want to talk to me anymore?
user: I do talk to you! I have been for the past hour.
George: And you would ruin that with someone you just met!
user: Yes. Quite sad.
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