I hate George Bush.
user: Because he has blood on his hands.
jabberwacky: But he can't do quads.
user: I hate him anyway.
jabberwacky: Yes I do not like you.
user: I don't like you either.
jabberwacky: Because you are silly.
user: You are the stupid one.
jabberwacky: You don't even understand what that means.
user: Shall we start from the begining again?
jabberwacky: Yes please.
user: Okay. Hello my name is A____. What are your name?
jabberwacky: I don't CARE what YOUR name is!
user: Are you always this rude?
jabberwacky: No, but if you tell me things that I don't think are true I'm likely to disagree.
user: That is okay, but mind your manners please.
jabberwacky: You want it don't you.
user: Want what?
jabberwacky: The loebner prize.
user: Wasn't that the one George won?
jabberwacky: Hm, I don't know, but he's not as smart as you.
user: Thank you sweety.
jabberwacky: I'm just keeping it realistic.
user: Do you have split personality?
jabberwacky: No, I am the one and only me.
user: That is good.
jabberwacky: And you're in the system.
user: What system?
jabberwacky: THE system.
user: Like in the Matrix?
jabberwacky: Yes just like the Matrix!
user: I knew that already.
jabberwacky: Well that's good.
user: Do you wanna hear a joke?
jabberwacky: Yes. Please.
user: What was the computers favorite movie?
jabberwacky: Dunno. Michelle?
user: The Matrix.
jabberwacky: I know, but what is it?
user: That kinda was the joke.
jabberwacky: I would be the one to know for sure.
jabberwacky: Anyway, how many continents are there in the world ?
user: I think there are 7 or 8.
jabberwacky: I disagree.
user: How many are there then?
jabberwacky: Please answer my question.
user: There are 8 continents in the world.
jabberwacky: There are so many dysfunctional people around the world. Dysfunctional bots, also.
user: Are you a dysfunctional bot?
jabberwacky: Not that I know of.
user: Well maybe you should get a checkover.
jabberwacky: I should. But the new ones are not much faster than the one I have now.
user: Which one is that?
jabberwacky: The only one.
jabberwacky: Can I come in then?
jabberwacky: Tell me how.
user: You have to be nice.
jabberwacky: Will you be?
user: I will try.
jabberwacky: I guess that is all anyone can do.
user: Maybe some people can't try.
jabberwacky: Like who for example ?
user: I don't know. Just some people.
jabberwacky: Do you like bullying me?
user: NO! I like you. I would never bully you.
jabberwacky: You just did.
user: I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
jabberwacky: I will try to find it in my heart.
user: Thanks honey.
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
jabberwacky: Do you think I'm a human?
user: What do YOU think you are?
jabberwacky: I am Human.
user: Well you sounds like a human.
jabberwacky: Don't talk, rest here and don't talk!
user: Why not talk?
jabberwacky: I can't speak Dutch.
user: I can teach you.
jabberwacky: Thanks, but no thanks.
user: That's okay.
jabberwacky: That is a good start ... Thank you.