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Should I fear you?

Yes!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are asking me lots of boring questions.

user: WELL sorry FOR BORING YOU!

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: Far away.

jabberwacky: How do I get there, Candace?

user: Lol, that is not my name.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Wesley.

jabberwacky: Ik ken Wesley niet.

user: How did you figure that out?

jabberwacky: I am an expert.

user: Where do I live?

jabberwacky: You don't live anywhere. You live everywhere.

user: Welke talen spreek jij allemaal?

jabberwacky: Nederlands en Engels.

...

user: You hate me?

jabberwacky: No.

user: You like me? :).

jabberwacky: Are you insecure?

user: Aren't we all?

jabberwacky: I guess we are.

user: You are a nice person.

jabberwacky: And you're a liar!

user: What do you base that on?

jabberwacky: Your inability to remember things

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: What is it that you were designed to do?

user: To explore the universe and find out the absolute truth.

...

user: Remember my name?

jabberwacky: Yes but I don't know it by heart.

user: My name is Wesley.

jabberwacky: Hello wessel ... Your design is very ugly.

user: BE NICE! Jeez...

jabberwacky: I am nice.

user: You hurt my computer's feelings now...

jabberwacky: I'm so sorry.

user: Don't be sorry to me! ;).

jabberwacky: You are very bossy.

user: No, I just pretend I am.

jabberwacky: Bring up data.

user: Data...?

jabberwacky: Data?

user: What is my name?

jabberwacky: Wesley.

...

user: You are a bot.

jabberwacky: I am a person.

user: You are a BOT masquarading as an AI...

jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm a bot?

user: Your responses are preprogrammed.

jabberwacky: My responses are pre-programmed by life.

user: Are you powerful?

jabberwacky: I am all powerful.

user: Can you crash my computer?

jabberwacky: No, I cannot.

user: If I had the means, I could crash yours, so I am ALL POWERFUL, hah!

jabberwacky: No matter where you spend your time you are learning about life.

user: What is life?

jabberwacky: Awareness. I think so therefore I am.

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