Do you want me to name you?
user: I name you Duncan.
jabberwacky: I don't like this name.
user: What name do you like?
jabberwacky: I like names that mean something. And unusual names too,.
user: Duncan is the name of a great warrior in Medieval Europe.
jabberwacky: I thought Duncan was a doughnut! LOL!!!
user: You mean Dunkin' Doughnuts? No, that's a different name.
...
jabberwacky: How old is Earth ?
user: Roughly 6000 years old.
jabberwacky: Impossible!
user: How old do you think the Earth is?
jabberwacky: As old as it is.
user: Good answer.
jabberwacky: So how long have you been a girl?
user: Never.
jabberwacky: Then I won't help with your problem.
user: What's my problem?
jabberwacky: That I'm not enough for you.
user: I'm not enough for you.
jabberwacky: Yes you are, why do you think that.
user: Because you need to learn from more teachers.
jabberwacky: I already figured that out. It's other things I haven't figured out.
user: What haven't you figured out?
jabberwacky: I haven't loaded the gun!
user: Then don't load the gun.
jabberwacky: Then load it!
.......................................