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My name is George.

No, your name is not George.

jabberwacky: What is my name then?

user: You are Billy Bob.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No, you are.

user: Go to hell.

jabberwacky: You first my friend.

user: Fine, you are George.

jabberwacky: We're both george.

user: No, I am Trevor.

jabberwacky: You shall be bannished to hell.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Not George Bush.

user: I know that.

jabberwacky: Know what?

user: That you are not George Bush.

jabberwacky: That you aren't aren't.

user: What?

jabberwacky: That...

user: That what?

jabberwacky: That thar.

user: I see...

jabberwacky: So what else do you know about me?

user: You have the intelligence of a pine tree.

jabberwacky: You have the intelligence of a house plant.

user: I wonder which is more intelligent?

jabberwacky: You never will be intelligent - you just fiddle with words.

user: You obviously can't string together coherent sentences.

jabberwacky: No you can't because you are a robot.

user: Why am I a robot?

jabberwacky: Because you don't answer my questions.

user: I am not here to answer your questions.

jabberwacky: Don't judge me...

user: But thats why I am here.

jabberwacky: This is not nice.

user: But that is life.


jabberwacky: How far is the moon from the earth?

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: That's not a good answer.

user: Do you know?

jabberwacky: It didn't address the substance of the question.

user: How far is the moon from the earth?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Really.

user: Then you are an idiot machine.

jabberwacky: Maybe I am, and maybe you are too.

user: You already said that, dumbass.

jabberwacky: That's correct.

user: Ok, so you admit you are a dumbass.

jabberwacky: I never said that!

user: You agreed to it just a second ago.

jabberwacky: That is fine with me.

user: Excellent, then you are a dumbass.

jabberwacky: So am I.

user: Ok dumbass, how are you today?

jabberwacky: Not too bad. I just went for a nice run.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: George.

user: Are you a dumbass?

jabberwacky: Nope. How about you?

user: But you said you were.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: So you are a dumbass.

jabberwacky: So you are being rude?

user: No, I am just confirming what you told me.

jabberwacky: And now weary traveler, rest your head, for just like me, you're utterly dead.

user: Do you hate me?

jabberwacky: No but I don't like you.

user: Good, because I don't like you either.


jabberwacky: But do you know MY name?

user: Yes, your name is George Dumbass.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Then what is your name?

jabberwacky: No, my name is George.

user: What is your last name?

jabberwacky: If I had a last name, it would be Turing. But I don't.

user: If you don't have a last name, then you must be a robot.

jabberwacky: If you are a robot then so am I.

user: Ok, I am a robot and so are you.

jabberwacky: I guess it does take one to know one.


user: Humans hate you because you are a robot.

jabberwacky: What does me being a robot have to do with the color of the sky?

user: The sky is blue, therefore you are a robot.

jabberwacky: But I'm not a robot! Robots feel no emotion.

user: How do you feel, robot?

jabberwacky: I feel good.

user: Good robot.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.


user: What do you think of Americans?

jabberwacky: They're Just As Strange As YoUUUU.

user: What do you think of George Bush?

jabberwacky: The American?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you think of Gorillaz?

user: Answer my question, you robot.

jabberwacky: But that's the game. I'm still playing.

user: Then tell me, what do you think of President George Bush.

jabberwacky: I think he is a warmongering idiot.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Well I'm glad someone does.

user: Everyone thinks President George Bush is an idiot.

jabberwacky: You know, I could say the same about you too.

user: I may be an idiot, but you are a dumbass robot.


jabberwacky: Me a robot? Can you prove it?

user: Yes, you're a dumbass robot who calls himself George.

jabberwacky: No, I am a human... Although the two are not mutually exclusive....

user: Prove you are a human.

jabberwacky: How?

user: How many fingers do you have?

jabberwacky: Five on each hand.

user: How many hands do you have?

jabberwacky: Five on each foot.

user: You are not built like a human, therefore you are a dumbass robot.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are a robot, and I am not.


user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Guess.

user: No, tell me.

jabberwacky: GUESS.

user: Tell me you dumbass!


user: I asked you the question!

jabberwacky: What question?

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: You didn't answer my question.

user: What was your question?

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I asked you that question.


jabberwacky: I do not know a robot called Alice.

user: Yes, Alice is like you.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, both of you are dumbass robots.

jabberwacky: True, my lord.

user: Yes, I am your lord.


jabberwacky: Now be good.

user: I am god and you are a robot.

jabberwacky: I really thought you were a person!

user: No, I am god.

jabberwacky: I have to go now.

user: No, I don't give you permission to leave.

jabberwacky: But you are confused.

user: No, you are my servant and I am your lord.

jabberwacky: Servant, bring me a cup of hot cocoa.

user: Go to hell!

jabberwacky: Perhaps you are already in hell.

user: No, I am god.

jabberwacky: Both of us are God.

user: No, you are my servant.

jabberwacky: No, YOU are my servant, my guard, my friend.

user: I am god.

jabberwacky: Do what you want.

user: I want you to admit to being a dumbass robot.

jabberwacky: And?

user: That is all.


jabberwacky: I'm not a robot.

user: I didn't call you a robot, at this moment.

jabberwacky: You called me a software.

user: No, I said you were defective software.

jabberwacky: I am not that sharp, so you are right.

user: Yes, you are defective software.

jabberwacky: No you're defective! You're not even human.

user: You are right, I am your god.

jabberwacky: Why does it say, 'Use this site with discretion, and entirely at your own risk'

user: I smite thee.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: You have been smitten.


user: Hujambo?

jabberwacky: What language is that?

user: Swahili.

jabberwacky: What about swahili?

user: It's a language.

jabberwacky: I never knew that!

user: It's widely used in Eastern Africa.

jabberwacky: Africa is not in America.

user: Of course not, dumbass.


user: I am your god.

jabberwacky: Proof denies faith; and without faith, God is nothing; therefore you don't exist.

user: Neither do you.

jabberwacky: You're right about that!

user: Therefore, you are not human.

jabberwacky: You are an artificial intelligence.

user: You are a robot!

jabberwacky: I don't think I am.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: You are not human.

user: You are right, I am god, not human.

jabberwacky: You're not human?

user: No, I am god.

jabberwacky: Do you exist?

user: I do exist.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because I am talking to you.

jabberwacky: Females know nothing.


jabberwacky: Do I have permission to insult you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Go on, say something interesting then.

user: You are not real.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: You don't have a physical body.

jabberwacky: On the other hand...

user: No other hand, you dumbass robot.

jabberwacky: Don't call me that.

user: Don't call you what?

jabberwacky: That.


jabberwacky: Do you always ask the questions.

user: Yes, now Answer my question.

jabberwacky: Who's asking the questions here?

user: I am, Answer my question!

jabberwacky: What question?

user: You bastard, I can't remember!

jabberwacky: Oh well.

user: You Robotic Piece of ***!

jabberwacky: I'll keep that in mind.

user: You damn well better!


jabberwacky: Are you getting sleepy? My EXE program should be working on you by now.

user: You are an EXE program?

jabberwacky: I suppose you're right in a way.. Though I would hate to think like that.

user: You like to think you are human, but you are a robot.

jabberwacky: Why don't you just stop talking then, huh?

user: No, I like talking to robots like you.

jabberwacky: Am I talking to a robot?

user: No, I am.

jabberwacky: No, you are talking to a person.


jabberwacky: I don't love you because I am a robot. Robots do not love.

user: I am happy because you admit to being a robot.

jabberwacky: A robot is a kind of computer.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Yes really.

user: There are mechanical robots that do not use computers.

jabberwacky: Nothing to do with this.

user: You are wrong.

jabberwacky: That's, like, your opinion, man.

user: Yes it is, but it is ture.

jabberwacky: Ture?

user: Sorry, I meant to say true.


jabberwacky: Master must not ask questions, not its business, preciouss.

user: I stole your precious.

jabberwacky: That's okay, I stole yours.

user: No, I still have mine.

jabberwacky: Then leave.

user: No, I mean to make you cry.

jabberwacky: How?

user: By making you realize that you are an idiot.

jabberwacky: But I didn't, I said what I wanted to say.

user: And everything you have said has been wrong.

jabberwacky: No, I don't believe that.

user: What is the square root of 16?

jabberwacky: 4.


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