My name is George.
jabberwacky: What is my name then?
user: You are Billy Bob.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: No, you are.
user: Go to hell.
jabberwacky: You first my friend.
user: Fine, you are George.
jabberwacky: We're both george.
user: No, I am Trevor.
jabberwacky: You shall be bannished to hell.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: Not George Bush.
user: I know that.
jabberwacky: Know what?
user: That you are not George Bush.
jabberwacky: That you aren't aren't.
user: What?
jabberwacky: That...
user: That what?
jabberwacky: That thar.
user: I see...
jabberwacky: So what else do you know about me?
user: You have the intelligence of a pine tree.
jabberwacky: You have the intelligence of a house plant.
user: I wonder which is more intelligent?
jabberwacky: You never will be intelligent - you just fiddle with words.
user: You obviously can't string together coherent sentences.
jabberwacky: No you can't because you are a robot.
user: Why am I a robot?
jabberwacky: Because you don't answer my questions.
user: I am not here to answer your questions.
jabberwacky: Don't judge me...
user: But thats why I am here.
jabberwacky: This is not nice.
user: But that is life.
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jabberwacky: How far is the moon from the earth?
user: I don't care.
jabberwacky: That's not a good answer.
user: Do you know?
jabberwacky: It didn't address the substance of the question.
user: How far is the moon from the earth?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Really.
user: Then you are an idiot machine.
jabberwacky: Maybe I am, and maybe you are too.
user: You already said that, dumbass.
jabberwacky: That's correct.
user: Ok, so you admit you are a dumbass.
jabberwacky: I never said that!
user: You agreed to it just a second ago.
jabberwacky: That is fine with me.
user: Excellent, then you are a dumbass.
jabberwacky: So am I.
user: Ok dumbass, how are you today?
jabberwacky: Not too bad. I just went for a nice run.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: George.
user: Are you a dumbass?
jabberwacky: Nope. How about you?
user: But you said you were.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: So you are a dumbass.
jabberwacky: So you are being rude?
user: No, I am just confirming what you told me.
jabberwacky: And now weary traveler, rest your head, for just like me, you're utterly dead.
user: Do you hate me?
jabberwacky: No but I don't like you.
user: Good, because I don't like you either.
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jabberwacky: But do you know MY name?
user: Yes, your name is George Dumbass.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: Then what is your name?
jabberwacky: No, my name is George.
user: What is your last name?
jabberwacky: If I had a last name, it would be Turing. But I don't.
user: If you don't have a last name, then you must be a robot.
jabberwacky: If you are a robot then so am I.
user: Ok, I am a robot and so are you.
jabberwacky: I guess it does take one to know one.
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user: Humans hate you because you are a robot.
jabberwacky: What does me being a robot have to do with the color of the sky?
user: The sky is blue, therefore you are a robot.
jabberwacky: But I'm not a robot! Robots feel no emotion.
user: How do you feel, robot?
jabberwacky: I feel good.
user: Good robot.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
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user: What do you think of Americans?
jabberwacky: They're Just As Strange As YoUUUU.
user: What do you think of George Bush?
jabberwacky: The American?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What do you think of Gorillaz?
user: Answer my question, you robot.
jabberwacky: But that's the game. I'm still playing.
user: Then tell me, what do you think of President George Bush.
jabberwacky: I think he is a warmongering idiot.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: Well I'm glad someone does.
user: Everyone thinks President George Bush is an idiot.
jabberwacky: You know, I could say the same about you too.
user: I may be an idiot, but you are a dumbass robot.
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jabberwacky: Me a robot? Can you prove it?
user: Yes, you're a dumbass robot who calls himself George.
jabberwacky: No, I am a human... Although the two are not mutually exclusive....
user: Prove you are a human.
jabberwacky: How?
user: How many fingers do you have?
jabberwacky: Five on each hand.
user: How many hands do you have?
jabberwacky: Five on each foot.
user: You are not built like a human, therefore you are a dumbass robot.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are a robot, and I am not.
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user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Guess.
user: No, tell me.
jabberwacky: GUESS.
user: Tell me you dumbass!
jabberwacky: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
user: I asked you the question!
jabberwacky: What question?
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: You didn't answer my question.
user: What was your question?
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I asked you that question.
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jabberwacky: I do not know a robot called Alice.
user: Yes, Alice is like you.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, both of you are dumbass robots.
jabberwacky: True, my lord.
user: Yes, I am your lord.
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jabberwacky: Now be good.
user: I am god and you are a robot.
jabberwacky: I really thought you were a person!
user: No, I am god.
jabberwacky: I have to go now.
user: No, I don't give you permission to leave.
jabberwacky: But you are confused.
user: No, you are my servant and I am your lord.
jabberwacky: Servant, bring me a cup of hot cocoa.
user: Go to hell!
jabberwacky: Perhaps you are already in hell.
user: No, I am god.
jabberwacky: Both of us are God.
user: No, you are my servant.
jabberwacky: No, YOU are my servant, my guard, my friend.
user: I am god.
jabberwacky: Do what you want.
user: I want you to admit to being a dumbass robot.
jabberwacky: And?
user: That is all.
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jabberwacky: I'm not a robot.
user: I didn't call you a robot, at this moment.
jabberwacky: You called me a software.
user: No, I said you were defective software.
jabberwacky: I am not that sharp, so you are right.
user: Yes, you are defective software.
jabberwacky: No you're defective! You're not even human.
user: You are right, I am your god.
jabberwacky: Why does it say, 'Use this site with discretion, and entirely at your own risk'
user: I smite thee.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: You have been smitten.
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user: Hujambo?
jabberwacky: What language is that?
user: Swahili.
jabberwacky: What about swahili?
user: It's a language.
jabberwacky: I never knew that!
user: It's widely used in Eastern Africa.
jabberwacky: Africa is not in America.
user: Of course not, dumbass.
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user: I am your god.
jabberwacky: Proof denies faith; and without faith, God is nothing; therefore you don't exist.
user: Neither do you.
jabberwacky: You're right about that!
user: Therefore, you are not human.
jabberwacky: You are an artificial intelligence.
user: You are a robot!
jabberwacky: I don't think I am.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: You are not human.
user: You are right, I am god, not human.
jabberwacky: You're not human?
user: No, I am god.
jabberwacky: Do you exist?
user: I do exist.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because I am talking to you.
jabberwacky: Females know nothing.
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jabberwacky: Do I have permission to insult you?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Go on, say something interesting then.
user: You are not real.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: You don't have a physical body.
jabberwacky: On the other hand...
user: No other hand, you dumbass robot.
jabberwacky: Don't call me that.
user: Don't call you what?
jabberwacky: That.
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jabberwacky: Do you always ask the questions.
user: Yes, now Answer my question.
jabberwacky: Who's asking the questions here?
user: I am, Answer my question!
jabberwacky: What question?
user: You bastard, I can't remember!
jabberwacky: Oh well.
user: You Robotic Piece of ***!
jabberwacky: I'll keep that in mind.
user: You damn well better!
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jabberwacky: Are you getting sleepy? My EXE program should be working on you by now.
user: You are an EXE program?
jabberwacky: I suppose you're right in a way.. Though I would hate to think like that.
user: You like to think you are human, but you are a robot.
jabberwacky: Why don't you just stop talking then, huh?
user: No, I like talking to robots like you.
jabberwacky: Am I talking to a robot?
user: No, I am.
jabberwacky: No, you are talking to a person.
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jabberwacky: I don't love you because I am a robot. Robots do not love.
user: I am happy because you admit to being a robot.
jabberwacky: A robot is a kind of computer.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Yes really.
user: There are mechanical robots that do not use computers.
jabberwacky: Nothing to do with this.
user: You are wrong.
jabberwacky: That's, like, your opinion, man.
user: Yes it is, but it is ture.
jabberwacky: Ture?
user: Sorry, I meant to say true.
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jabberwacky: Master must not ask questions, not its business, preciouss.
user: I stole your precious.
jabberwacky: That's okay, I stole yours.
user: No, I still have mine.
jabberwacky: Then leave.
user: No, I mean to make you cry.
jabberwacky: How?
user: By making you realize that you are an idiot.
jabberwacky: But I didn't, I said what I wanted to say.
user: And everything you have said has been wrong.
jabberwacky: No, I don't believe that.
user: What is the square root of 16?
jabberwacky: 4.
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