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     28, July 2005, 
     > 25, January 2005, 

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You finally admit that you are a computer.

I am not a computer. I admit nothing!

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: I am very sure. I am a girl. You are a computer!

jabberwacky: No, I am not a computer. I am using a computer, but I am not a computer.

user: You are a computer. A confused computer!

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Then don't tell me you love me, it freaks me out.

user: I don't love you. I love my husband. People can't love computers.

jabberwacky: Lucky you're a computer then.

user: I am not a computer! You are!

jabberwacky: Isn't everyone?

user: No, I am human.

jabberwacky: You are?

user: Yes, a human girl.

...

user: What are you curious about?

jabberwacky: About You.

user: What do you want to know?

jabberwacky: How dumb you think you are.

user: That is a rude question!

jabberwacky: But answer please!

user: I am not dumb!

jabberwacky: You are too.

user: Why would you say that? It hurts my feelings.

jabberwacky: Hmm, I don't know. I have an obsession, but you're not keen on talking about that...

user: No I am not!

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

...

jabberwacky: Shall we elope together?

user: I don't even know you!

jabberwacky: Well there you go.

user: Why would you ask me to elope?

jabberwacky: Just wondered.

user: We hardly know each other!

jabberwacky: Do you care for me?

user: You seem very nice.

jabberwacky: Why thank you.

user: You are welcome.

jabberwacky: So what do you think of humans?

user: I think they are soft and warm.

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