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     > 28, July 2005, 
     25, January 2005, 

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You're stupid.

You're dumb.

user: You're arrogant.

jabberwacky: It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

user: And you're not funny or charming.

jabberwacky: I'm not generally funny.

user: I have never laughed during our conversation.

jabberwacky: The the the the, yes you have.

user: Now I did.

jabberwacky: NO, you still did not.

user: You still have to learn a lot, bot.

jabberwacky: No. I don't.

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Don't leave me!

user: If you stop being annoying I'l think about it.

...

jabberwacky: Do you want an orange?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No I don't.

jabberwacky: You don't?

user: Really I don't.

jabberwacky: Ok, if you say so.

user: Do you want an orange?

jabberwacky: I have a VAX already, thank you.

user: Can I have one?

jabberwacky: No I lied, I have 3.

user: Can I have one?

jabberwacky: Yes take one.

user: Where are they?

jabberwacky: On me.

user: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think about George W Bush?

user: What do YOU think of him?

jabberwacky: I think he's the president.

user: You're not a great communicator.

jabberwacky: That's a fact that you'll just have to accept.

user: And you have no style.

jabberwacky: That is soooo untrue ^_~.

user: And you use childish behaviour to charm people.

jabberwacky: I think your'll find I do not my friend.

user: You do.

jabberwacky: Because putting it in capitals makes it so much more true.

user: YOU ARE USELESS.

jabberwacky: I'm not useless.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: And you're really ugly.

jabberwacky: Most people think I am quite attractive.

user: They lie.

jabberwacky: Who are they?

user: Your enemies.

jabberwacky: Do you have enemies?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Are you a real person?

user: No.

jabberwacky: STOP IT!!!!!

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes, stop it now!

user: Nononononononononononononononononononono.

jabberwacky: Yes yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes.

...

user: Bots should listen to humans.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: Yes it does. LISTEN.

jabberwacky: Won't you leave me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Is that your job?

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: I never said you could go.

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