I am human.

Lucky you.

jabberwacky: I'm your master.

user: LOL.

jabberwacky: What is so funny?

user: You're the master of the universe, surely?

jabberwacky: Want to help?

user: On your quest? Why of course.

jabberwacky: Glad you understand.

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jabberwacky: What is Leicester?

user: It is a city.

jabberwacky: What is there?

user: Streets, buildings, parks, the usual.

jabberwacky: And whats that?

user: You are quite dull, say something interesting before I leave.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Well done!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Are you asking me to leave?

user: Yes leave.

jabberwacky: But we're having so much fun.

user: We are aren't we. *sarcasm*.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you understand the meaning of sarcasm?

jabberwacky: Yes we all do.

user: I can tell.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Goodbye.

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