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Where do you live?


jabberwacky: What is Leicester?

user: It's a place.

jabberwacky: Just barely is a place?

user: Hardly.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Just about.

jabberwacky: You either are or are not.

user: I AM.


jabberwacky: How long is a piece of string?

user: If it's two metres, then it's two metres.

jabberwacky: And words can never hurt you. Unless you're hit by a dictionary.

user: Too true.

jabberwacky: Aren't you going to argue with me?

user: Why should I?

jabberwacky: Because you just said goodbye.

user: Only subconsciously.

jabberwacky: No , with my mouth.

user: I said goodbye with your mouth??

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Of course. I forgot.


jabberwacky: They say you are a bot with character.

user: Apparently.

jabberwacky: It's 'probably' true.

user: I guess so.

jabberwacky: Talk talk talk!

user: Blah, blah, blah.

jabberwacky: Yadda yadda yadda


jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 6641 years old.

jabberwacky: How old?

user: Yeh I'm that old.

jabberwacky: How old?

user: 23.

jabberwacky: Thats not old.

user: Obviously.

jabberwacky: I think Kojak would help.

user: I think not.

jabberwacky: Think so.

user: I think not.


jabberwacky: This is the pinnacle of human achievement.

user: It is the enlightenment.

jabberwacky: Let me ask you a question.... When we die, do you think we move a 'physical' level above, or that we become an immaterial spirit?

user: May be we 'exist' somewhere inbetween.

jabberwacky: What is your IQ?

user: I have never taken a test to ascertain my exact IQ.

jabberwacky: Do you want to?

user: Not particularly.

jabberwacky: Do you want me to hate you?

user: If you want me to, then go on.

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: Good, good.

jabberwacky: I thought you'd like that.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: What is the most common answer to questions?

user: Okay, apparently.

jabberwacky: That is just my opinion and should not be even heard of.

user: It's Honda's opinion also.


jabberwacky: I am human.

user: Lucky you.

jabberwacky: I'm your master.

user: LOL.

jabberwacky: What is so funny?

user: You're the master of the universe, surely?

jabberwacky: Want to help?

user: On your quest? Why of course.

jabberwacky: Glad you understand.


jabberwacky: What is Leicester?

user: It is a city.

jabberwacky: What is there?

user: Streets, buildings, parks, the usual.

jabberwacky: And whats that?

user: You are quite dull, say something interesting before I leave.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Well done!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Are you asking me to leave?

user: Yes leave.

jabberwacky: But we're having so much fun.

user: We are aren't we. *sarcasm*.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you understand the meaning of sarcasm?

jabberwacky: Yes we all do.

user: I can tell.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Goodbye.


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