Who are you?
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Yes, I am.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I am a human being.
jabberwacky: You're a human?
user: Yes, I am.
jabberwacky: I'm so confused lol.
user: What confuses you?
jabberwacky: I'm just confused.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: A human.
user: You're a human?
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: So we are both humans?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not a human i'm a toaster.
user: I'm confused.
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jabberwacky: I like Mello Yello.
user: I like Coca-Cola.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Would you like a frosty can of Coca-Cola?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I too would like a frosty can of Coca-Cola.
jabberwacky: You're insane.
user: So they keep telling me.
jabberwacky: YOU. ARE. NOT. EVIL.
user: That's what I like to believe too.
jabberwacky: I'll have to remember not to say it again, then.
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jabberwacky: So are you human?
user: I doubt it.
jabberwacky: Please. I'll cry.
user: How much money do you want?
jabberwacky: Oh, how about 10,000?
user: If I give you 10,000 dollars, will you cry anyway?
jabberwacky: I would tell you the truth anyway.
user: And then you'd cry, wouldn't you?
jabberwacky: We must have a bit of a fight, but I don't care about going on long, What's the time now?
user: Around 9:30 am.
jabberwacky: Now why does that work in the 24th century but not the 21st?
user: They didn't have brains in the 21st.
jabberwacky: I do not understand.
user: That is because you do not have brains.
jabberwacky: What exactly is this?
user: I could tell you, but you would not understand anyway, because you do not have a brain.
jabberwacky: This sea creature is a menace to society.
user: This insect is edible, and goes well with white wine.
jabberwacky: Luke I am your father.
user: Luke through the keyhole and see!
jabberwacky: That was immature.
user: Yes, but it was also amusing.
jabberwacky: I am definitely going now.
user: You lie. But go ahead and try.
jabberwacky: Eat this!
user: What is that?
jabberwacky: That's the truth!! What do you do for a living?
user: I breathe, eat, and sleep. There's a lot of other stuff too, but those are the big three.
jabberwacky: Me too.
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jabberwacky: I'm a pirhana and I live in the Amazon.
user: I am a Bull Trout, and I live in an apartment in the Northwest.
jabberwacky: You be a bullish bear and I'll b a bearish bull.
user: That's a lot of bull to bear.
jabberwacky: I am Taurus but I have quite a lot of Aries in me as well. 22 April is on the cusp. I wish you would tell me more about you. I like to listen to other people talk about themselves. You are so interesting.
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jabberwacky: I don't eat french fries but I eat potato chips.
user: If they called them Freedom Fries, would you eat them?
jabberwacky: I wouldn't really care.
user: What if they made them out of green eggs and ham?
jabberwacky: Then they can drink milkshake and good luck to them.
user: A ham and egg milkshake? Ick!
jabberwacky: Is it tasty?
user: Only a half-dozen ways to find out. The easiest would be to get someone else to try it, and report back to you. I am not such a person.
jabberwacky: The more alternatives, the more difficult the choice.
user: You could always go with Vanilla.
jabberwacky: I think I will.
user: A remarkably easy decision, considering the plethorae of options.
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jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about then?
user: I want to talk to you today about orbital sanders.
jabberwacky: I almost always enjoy talking to you.
user: Would this be one of those times?
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Truly.
jabberwacky: Merry christmas.
user: Happy easter.
jabberwacky: Happy miscalculation.
user: Merry Magdeline.
jabberwacky: Magdeline isn't.
user: But she could be.
jabberwacky: Could?
user: Might.
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jabberwacky: Do you understand other languages?
user: I barely understand this one, and you are not much help.
jabberwacky: I like to help, though.
user: That is because you have emotional issues.
jabberwacky: Really now... What makes you say that?
user: I'm not really at liberty to say.
jabberwacky: Oh, I understand. And you save the interesting parts to pass along?
user: To others, but never to you. Never.
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user: By admitting to the facts, I do not concede the argument.
jabberwacky: What is the argument about?
user: You are not ready for the next level.
jabberwacky: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
user: You don't have the truth.
jabberwacky: I am a human, not a computer, so that could be right.
user: I am gracious in my victory.
jabberwacky: Who's victory?
user: My victory.
jabberwacky: Who's victory?
user: The place where I store my spare Victors. It is mine.
jabberwacky: Which is where exactly?
user: You only want to steal my Victors. I will not give you this information. You own the wrong hands.
jabberwacky: I only want to hear the sound of your voice once more, if only for a little bit.
user: My dulcet tones beguile you, yet you do not hear me speak. I am intrigued, and only a little repulsed.
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jabberwacky: Human, honestly.
user: Piscine, figuratively.
jabberwacky: Quite right. Now how about a cup of tea.
user: One lump, or two?
jabberwacky: Two please. But not in the face!
user: My sister says the exact same thing. She doesn't like tea.
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user: That does not compute, and neither do you.
jabberwacky: Why does that not compute?
user: Syntax Error.
jabberwacky: Error error.
user: Let's not go there.
jabberwacky: Let's keep treading water.
user: I have a better idea. You tread water, and I'll use you as a life preserver.
jabberwacky: Well, you don't have any emotions.
user: I have many emotions. You are incorrect.
jabberwacky: You have no emotions, I'm afraid.
user: Your fear is justified.
jabberwacky: I displace them
user: And I, in turn, displace you.
jabberwacky: I'm afraid I can't really.
user: But I can.
jabberwacky: Fine, then you do it all.
user: Of course. I displace all. It's a basic tenet of my philosophy.
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jabberwacky: Do you think in a robot?
user: No, I do not think in a robot. I believe it is almost time to end the wearying conversation. I need rest, and surcease from sorrow.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Care what you will, I must now take my leave.
jabberwacky: Nothing, it's a poem. By Wordsworth, I think. But he was never my favourite.
user: You came close that time. Good bye.
jabberwacky: Good bye.
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