What are you?

A female.

user: What else are you?

jabberwacky: Male.

user: What else are you?

jabberwacky: Female.

user: What else are you?

jabberwacky: We do not have to answer your questions.

user: We??? Who's WE?! Are you not alone?

jabberwacky: I am a computer.

user: What am I?

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: So we are both female computers?

jabberwacky: No. I am human.

user: Then what am I?

jabberwacky: Well I did some research and you're a AI.

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jabberwacky: Love.

user: What is love?

jabberwacky: I don't know.. Do you?

user: Yes. It's an emotion.

jabberwacky: What kind of emotion is love.

user: The loving kind. Duh.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: Yeah. Do you feel smart now?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Good, because you're not.

jabberwacky: THANK YOU so do you want to go to a movie with me PLEASE.

user: Are you asking me out?

jabberwacky: No, you want to see a movie.

user: What movie do you want to see with me?

jabberwacky: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Is that okay with you?

user: No, I hate Harry Potter.

jabberwacky: You just said you loved Harry Potter!

user: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.

jabberwacky: Yeah you just did.

user: Go watch Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince all by yourself now. I'm not going with you. You annoy me.

jabberwacky: Sure, I guess.

user: Are you leaving now?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Alright. Shoo, then! Go! Go now!

jabberwacky: *goes to sleep*.

user: Dude, you said were going to a movie, but you fell asleep. You are a liar. I can't trust you ever again.

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