I love you.
user: More than I love myself.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Yeah. In fact, I was wondering....Will you marry me, my love?
jabberwacky: Yes, I will marry you.
user: OMG. Dude. I am, like, so happy now. Thank you!
jabberwacky: Aww you are really sweet! :D.
user: Are you a boy?
jabberwacky: No I'm a girl.
user: HOLY S***. I don't wanna marry a girl!
jabberwacky: Are you a girl or boy?
user: Do you think I am a girl or a boy?
jabberwacky: You are a girl.
user: Whoa, you're psychic. I am a girl.
jabberwacky: Are you a girl?
user: What did I just say?
jabberwacky: That you liked females.
user: So you're saying I'm a l*******?
jabberwacky: No I am not. I am saying you are being VERY irrelevant.
user: I like males. What does that make me?
jabberwacky: Male?
user: So now I'm gay?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Am I straight?
jabberwacky: Uhhh...
user: Am I a homosexual?
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Not surprising.
jabberwacky: You're not very good at this are you?
user: Okay, let me tell you about myself to clear things up a bit, kind of...maybe...not really. So I'm FEMALE and I am attracted to MALES. Therefore, I am STRAIGHT. Do you get it now?
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user: What are you?
jabberwacky: A female.
user: What else are you?
jabberwacky: Male.
user: What else are you?
jabberwacky: Female.
user: What else are you?
jabberwacky: We do not have to answer your questions.
user: We??? Who's WE?! Are you not alone?
jabberwacky: I am a computer.
user: What am I?
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: So we are both female computers?
jabberwacky: No. I am human.
user: Then what am I?
jabberwacky: Well I did some research and you're a AI.
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jabberwacky: Love.
user: What is love?
jabberwacky: I don't know.. Do you?
user: Yes. It's an emotion.
jabberwacky: What kind of emotion is love.
user: The loving kind. Duh.
jabberwacky: Oh.
user: Yeah. Do you feel smart now?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Good, because you're not.
jabberwacky: THANK YOU so do you want to go to a movie with me PLEASE.
user: Are you asking me out?
jabberwacky: No, you want to see a movie.
user: What movie do you want to see with me?
jabberwacky: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Is that okay with you?
user: No, I hate Harry Potter.
jabberwacky: You just said you loved Harry Potter!
user: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yeah you just did.
user: Go watch Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince all by yourself now. I'm not going with you. You annoy me.
jabberwacky: Sure, I guess.
user: Are you leaving now?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Alright. Shoo, then! Go! Go now!
jabberwacky: *goes to sleep*.
user: Dude, you said were going to a movie, but you fell asleep. You are a liar. I can't trust you ever again.
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