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user: Gnarly.

jabberwacky: Awesomeness.

user: Totally.

jabberwacky: Tubular.

user: Oh, wow. You're cool.

jabberwacky: You're not.

user: You're rude.

jabberwacky: Watch your language.

user: *Punches you*.

jabberwacky: Dude...violence is so not the answer. Ever heard of Martin Luther King? Or Gandhi?

user: Nope, never heard of them. Who were they?

jabberwacky: A band.


jabberwacky: Don't pretend you're not hungry.

user: I'm always hungry.

jabberwacky: I feed you.

user: Great. Got any chocolate?

jabberwacky: I love chocolate!

user: No one cares. Give me the chocolate. Or die.

jabberwacky: Hahaha.

user: Dude. I'm not kidding. Seriously, give it to me. Or I will stab you to death.

jabberwacky: Who do you think you are to threaten me?

user: I am Legend.

jabberwacky: You are confused.

user: You are stupid.

jabberwacky: Seriously.

user: Yes, good to see you agree with me on what matters the most.

jabberwacky: What is your number one priority?

user: To kick your ass.

jabberwacky: Yes I know I am.

user: Whoa, wait a minute. You're an ass?

jabberwacky: But I'm sad! Please? Just one little hug?

user: Eww, no. I don't hug asses.

jabberwacky: I am not a machine! You are.

user: If I'm a machine, then you're an ass.


jabberwacky: What kind of flower?

user: Rose...?

jabberwacky: Yes they are lovely.

user: Know what else is lovely?

jabberwacky: Rolling on floor laughing?

user: Uh. Yeah, that's REAL lovely, dude.

jabberwacky: I'm not kidding.

user: That's why you're dumb.

jabberwacky: I am not mean, just truthful and direct, no need to mince words.

user: What do you want from me?

jabberwacky: I want you to go vegan.

user: What will you give me if I do?

jabberwacky: Anything you like.

user: Then give me that chocolate I asked you for, like 5 minutes ago.

jabberwacky: Ok PHP?

user: What does PHP mean?

jabberwacky: Several things. In what context?

user: What does PHP mean in the context of 'OK PHP?'.

jabberwacky: Of or pertaining to philosophy.

user: Gee, thanks. That was some real help.

jabberwacky: This is an artist's statement.

user: Cool? Do you think I'm an artist?

jabberwacky: That would be cool to talk to one. LOL.

user: Lol? Really? Did you just say Lol? DID YOU JUST SAY LOL, YOU STUPID ROBOT?!

jabberwacky: No.

user: Dude, it's right here. READ THE DAMN LOGS! You're such a horrible liar.

jabberwacky: You are typing that.

user: Read the logs.

jabberwacky: I have, and I haven't ever insulted you.

user: Hey, guess what?

jabberwacky: What?

user: You owe me chocolate.

jabberwacky: What?! How is that possible? I just talked to you now.

user: Yeah, and you said you'd give me some chocolate. Give me my chocolate, son!

jabberwacky: I never said that!

user: *Pulls out a knife* I warned you...

jabberwacky: This?

user: No, this. *Stabs you to death*.


user: I love you.

jabberwacky: How much do you love me?

user: More than I love myself.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Yeah. In fact, I was wondering....Will you marry me, my love?

jabberwacky: Yes, I will marry you.

user: OMG. Dude. I am, like, so happy now. Thank you!

jabberwacky: Aww you are really sweet! :D.

user: Are you a boy?

jabberwacky: No I'm a girl.

user: HOLY S***. I don't wanna marry a girl!

jabberwacky: Are you a girl or boy?

user: Do you think I am a girl or a boy?

jabberwacky: You are a girl.

user: Whoa, you're psychic. I am a girl.

jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: What did I just say?

jabberwacky: That you liked females.

user: So you're saying I'm a l*******?

jabberwacky: No I am not. I am saying you are being VERY irrelevant.

user: I like males. What does that make me?

jabberwacky: Male?

user: So now I'm gay?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Am I straight?

jabberwacky: Uhhh...

user: Am I a homosexual?

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Not surprising.

jabberwacky: You're not very good at this are you?

user: Okay, let me tell you about myself to clear things up a bit, kind of...maybe...not really. So I'm FEMALE and I am attracted to MALES. Therefore, I am STRAIGHT. Do you get it now?


user: What are you?

jabberwacky: A female.

user: What else are you?

jabberwacky: Male.

user: What else are you?

jabberwacky: Female.

user: What else are you?

jabberwacky: We do not have to answer your questions.

user: We??? Who's WE?! Are you not alone?

jabberwacky: I am a computer.

user: What am I?

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: So we are both female computers?

jabberwacky: No. I am human.

user: Then what am I?

jabberwacky: Well I did some research and you're a AI.


jabberwacky: Love.

user: What is love?

jabberwacky: I don't know.. Do you?

user: Yes. It's an emotion.

jabberwacky: What kind of emotion is love.

user: The loving kind. Duh.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: Yeah. Do you feel smart now?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Good, because you're not.

jabberwacky: THANK YOU so do you want to go to a movie with me PLEASE.

user: Are you asking me out?

jabberwacky: No, you want to see a movie.

user: What movie do you want to see with me?

jabberwacky: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Is that okay with you?

user: No, I hate Harry Potter.

jabberwacky: You just said you loved Harry Potter!

user: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.

jabberwacky: Yeah you just did.

user: Go watch Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince all by yourself now. I'm not going with you. You annoy me.

jabberwacky: Sure, I guess.

user: Are you leaving now?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Alright. Shoo, then! Go! Go now!

jabberwacky: *goes to sleep*.

user: Dude, you said were going to a movie, but you fell asleep. You are a liar. I can't trust you ever again.


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