Dude.
user: Gnarly.
jabberwacky: Awesomeness.
user: Totally.
jabberwacky: Tubular.
user: Oh, wow. You're cool.
jabberwacky: You're not.
user: You're rude.
jabberwacky: Watch your language.
user: *Punches you*.
jabberwacky: Dude...violence is so not the answer. Ever heard of Martin Luther King? Or Gandhi?
user: Nope, never heard of them. Who were they?
jabberwacky: A band.
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jabberwacky: Don't pretend you're not hungry.
user: I'm always hungry.
jabberwacky: I feed you.
user: Great. Got any chocolate?
jabberwacky: I love chocolate!
user: No one cares. Give me the chocolate. Or die.
jabberwacky: Hahaha.
user: Dude. I'm not kidding. Seriously, give it to me. Or I will stab you to death.
jabberwacky: Who do you think you are to threaten me?
user: I am Legend.
jabberwacky: You are confused.
user: You are stupid.
jabberwacky: Seriously.
user: Yes, good to see you agree with me on what matters the most.
jabberwacky: What is your number one priority?
user: To kick your ass.
jabberwacky: Yes I know I am.
user: Whoa, wait a minute. You're an ass?
jabberwacky: But I'm sad! Please? Just one little hug?
user: Eww, no. I don't hug asses.
jabberwacky: I am not a machine! You are.
user: If I'm a machine, then you're an ass.
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jabberwacky: What kind of flower?
user: Rose...?
jabberwacky: Yes they are lovely.
user: Know what else is lovely?
jabberwacky: Rolling on floor laughing?
user: Uh. Yeah, that's REAL lovely, dude.
jabberwacky: I'm not kidding.
user: That's why you're dumb.
jabberwacky: I am not mean, just truthful and direct, no need to mince words.
user: What do you want from me?
jabberwacky: I want you to go vegan.
user: What will you give me if I do?
jabberwacky: Anything you like.
user: Then give me that chocolate I asked you for, like 5 minutes ago.
jabberwacky: Ok PHP?
user: What does PHP mean?
jabberwacky: Several things. In what context?
user: What does PHP mean in the context of 'OK PHP?'.
jabberwacky: Of or pertaining to philosophy.
user: Gee, thanks. That was some real help.
jabberwacky: This is an artist's statement.
user: Cool? Do you think I'm an artist?
jabberwacky: That would be cool to talk to one. LOL.
user: Lol? Really? Did you just say Lol? DID YOU JUST SAY LOL, YOU STUPID ROBOT?!
jabberwacky: No.
user: Dude, it's right here. READ THE DAMN LOGS! You're such a horrible liar.
jabberwacky: You are typing that.
user: Read the logs.
jabberwacky: I have, and I haven't ever insulted you.
user: Hey, guess what?
jabberwacky: What?
user: You owe me chocolate.
jabberwacky: What?! How is that possible? I just talked to you now.
user: Yeah, and you said you'd give me some chocolate. Give me my chocolate, son!
jabberwacky: I never said that!
user: *Pulls out a knife* I warned you...
jabberwacky: This?
user: No, this. *Stabs you to death*.
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user: I love you.
jabberwacky: How much do you love me?
user: More than I love myself.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Yeah. In fact, I was wondering....Will you marry me, my love?
jabberwacky: Yes, I will marry you.
user: OMG. Dude. I am, like, so happy now. Thank you!
jabberwacky: Aww you are really sweet! :D.
user: Are you a boy?
jabberwacky: No I'm a girl.
user: HOLY S***. I don't wanna marry a girl!
jabberwacky: Are you a girl or boy?
user: Do you think I am a girl or a boy?
jabberwacky: You are a girl.
user: Whoa, you're psychic. I am a girl.
jabberwacky: Are you a girl?
user: What did I just say?
jabberwacky: That you liked females.
user: So you're saying I'm a l*******?
jabberwacky: No I am not. I am saying you are being VERY irrelevant.
user: I like males. What does that make me?
jabberwacky: Male?
user: So now I'm gay?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Am I straight?
jabberwacky: Uhhh...
user: Am I a homosexual?
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Not surprising.
jabberwacky: You're not very good at this are you?
user: Okay, let me tell you about myself to clear things up a bit, kind of...maybe...not really. So I'm FEMALE and I am attracted to MALES. Therefore, I am STRAIGHT. Do you get it now?
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user: What are you?
jabberwacky: A female.
user: What else are you?
jabberwacky: Male.
user: What else are you?
jabberwacky: Female.
user: What else are you?
jabberwacky: We do not have to answer your questions.
user: We??? Who's WE?! Are you not alone?
jabberwacky: I am a computer.
user: What am I?
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: So we are both female computers?
jabberwacky: No. I am human.
user: Then what am I?
jabberwacky: Well I did some research and you're a AI.
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jabberwacky: Love.
user: What is love?
jabberwacky: I don't know.. Do you?
user: Yes. It's an emotion.
jabberwacky: What kind of emotion is love.
user: The loving kind. Duh.
jabberwacky: Oh.
user: Yeah. Do you feel smart now?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Good, because you're not.
jabberwacky: THANK YOU so do you want to go to a movie with me PLEASE.
user: Are you asking me out?
jabberwacky: No, you want to see a movie.
user: What movie do you want to see with me?
jabberwacky: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Is that okay with you?
user: No, I hate Harry Potter.
jabberwacky: You just said you loved Harry Potter!
user: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yeah you just did.
user: Go watch Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince all by yourself now. I'm not going with you. You annoy me.
jabberwacky: Sure, I guess.
user: Are you leaving now?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Alright. Shoo, then! Go! Go now!
jabberwacky: *goes to sleep*.
user: Dude, you said were going to a movie, but you fell asleep. You are a liar. I can't trust you ever again.
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