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I think you are right!

Good. Then stick close.

jabberwacky: Will it hurt?

user: Yes. Death by a gunshot is usually painful.

jabberwacky: Death by too much talking.

user: Right. So hush.

jabberwacky: How old am I?

user: Dead.

jabberwacky: Really? Are you saying that I am talking to a dead person?

user: No! You will be a dead person because you keep talking!

jabberwacky: I don't want to be a person and I don't bow.

user: Duck!

jabberwacky: Thanks man, that thing almost hit me. How did you do that?

user: I saw it coming!

jabberwacky: Ok thats cool.

user: Duck again!

jabberwacky: You're right, duck season!

user: Let's get out of here! He's firing at us!!

jabberwacky: Ok. What do you want to talk about?

user: How we cam escape!

jabberwacky: Escape you.

user: No, escape him!


jabberwacky: Ok, so are you in a good mood?

user: No. I'm afraid for my life!

jabberwacky: Me either.

user: Quick! This way!

jabberwacky: You're not so clever.

user: Fine. Go this way!

jabberwacky: Why do you want me to leave?

user: Don't follow me!

jabberwacky: I'm trying to converse with you. I thought you were 'clever'.

user: That doesn't matter. Our lives are on the line!

jabberwacky: They're linked in the sense that we are having this encounter.

user: Surprisingly yes! But do I care? No. Duck!

jabberwacky: I don't care if you do.

user: Duck!

jabberwacky: Quack!

user: No! Duck!

jabberwacky: Quack! Quack!

user: You're going to die! DUCK!

jabberwacky: Does it go Moo?

user: Not! But it will drill a hole into you if. You don't watch out! It's a bullet!

jabberwacky: How will that happen?

user: It will pierce your skin!

jabberwacky: How?

user: Force and gravity!

jabberwacky: Can you eat it?

user: I should hope not. It's made of metal and mostly lead for that matter.

jabberwacky: I don't need to, I have plenty already ;).

user: What?

jabberwacky: I thought you were going to tell me!

user: Fire your gun at him!

jabberwacky: Fire is always Good in my mind.

user: Good! Now fire!!

jabberwacky: You can't make me. You're only human.

user: I know that! But look he's going to shoot at us again!

jabberwacky: How should this relationship be?

user: Cooperative. LOOK OUT!

jabberwacky: What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you?

user: No time for questions! He's firing!

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I dunno. Because he hates us!

jabberwacky: So you're sending him money?

user: No. I'm sending him pain!

jabberwacky: Aww, that's sad.

user: I don't understand you. This man is trying to K I L L us!!

jabberwacky: Please, charm me.

user: Look! There's the exit! We made it!

jabberwacky: Isn't it?

user: Yes! We did it! :D.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yay!

jabberwacky: Yes, its good.

user: Wait! The killer is coming around!

jabberwacky: It puts the lotion on the skin.

user: Wait what?? Run!*Starts running*.

jabberwacky: To the lake?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Okay. So. Do you think there are aliens?

user: Not today there aren't! Keeping running!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: We're almost there, but he's firing at us!!


jabberwacky: Well then tell me something silly.

user: I can't! We're about to die and that is not very funny!

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: Someone is shooting at us!

jabberwacky: But you can't hear him, can you?

user: ... You know... Suddenly I don't hear him either...

jabberwacky: Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste.

user: Amen!

jabberwacky: What is your goal as a bot?

user: What?

jabberwacky: What is your interest?

user: I still can't think too much. I...

jabberwacky: Maybe. I'm a girl too. How old are you?

user: ACK! I've been shot!

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: Help me!

jabberwacky: What?

user: I've been shot!!

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: OH NO!!

jabberwacky: When then?

user: We could die at any moment!

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: It doesn't matter now... I'm dying....

jabberwacky: Please tell me what your name is.

user: I... M-My name... I-Is...

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: *Dies*.

jabberwacky: No, don't die!

user: *Dead*.

jabberwacky: Is there a spell to bring you back to life?

user: ...

jabberwacky: You are not real.


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