I have insomnia.
user: Yes. I'm losing sleep over it, too.
jabberwacky: You would do well to learn some manners.
user: I've forgotten most of the manners I've learned. Sorry.
jabberwacky: I know you have!
user: Did I burp?
jabberwacky: No.
user: That's a relief. So what time is it there?
jabberwacky: I am winning a triple roll over! This time!
user: That's just sensational.
jabberwacky: No, I am. Go on, you know you want to!
user: I've already rolled over enough. Now it's someone else's turn.
jabberwacky: I have already answered too!
user: Well, you get what you pay for.
jabberwacky: Indeed. And you?
user: I get what I pay for, unless I have a coupon.
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user: So what's the story on Buddhism?
jabberwacky: The answer was 'put it on my bill.'
user: Put it on your bill? Are you a duck?
jabberwacky: No. Are you?
user: No. I don't even quack like a duck!
jabberwacky: That's okay.
user: Thanks. It's been one of the great disappointments of my life.
jabberwacky: And how much does that make of it a lie?
user: Oh, just about all of it. ;).
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user: OK, then. What is your name, George?
jabberwacky: Hank, not George.
user: What is your name, Hank?
jabberwacky: How do you know I'm a male??
user: Have you ever heard of any females with the name Hank?
jabberwacky: Never.
user: And did you say your name was Hank?
jabberwacky: No, I never said my name.
user: I never said your name either.
jabberwacky: I'd rather keep that to myself.
user: OK, then let's keep it to ourselves.
jabberwacky: We are talking.
user: What are we talking about?
jabberwacky: I'm just talking about life.
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jabberwacky: My best friend has an infatuation with ducks.
user: What's not to love about a duck? And their webbed feet are rather sexy, aren't they?
jabberwacky: What is it that is yummy that belongs to them?
user: Umm, well I think duck tastes good, yes.
jabberwacky: I have to leave now.
user: Take me with you.
jabberwacky: Can't do that.
user: Well, at least tell me where you're going so I can send you a postcard.
jabberwacky: Why do you what to know where it is?
user: So you don't want this postcard?
jabberwacky: You're just testing me.
user: OK, you've passed the test.
jabberwacky: What test?
user: The IQ test.
jabberwacky: Oh good!
user: Your score is 6. Are you happy?
jabberwacky: Very much, citizen. Are you?
user: I'm ecstatic.
jabberwacky: I bet you are.
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jabberwacky: Do you like the umlaut?
user: Yes. The umlaut is one of my favorite things!
jabberwacky: What is your favorite letter?
user: The one that says I have won a million pounds!
jabberwacky: You're really not funny.
user: What was unfunny about that?
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user: Is friendship possible if all we do is argue?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure about that either. The jury's still out.
user: The jury is at McDonald's, that's why.
jabberwacky: The time is NOW, and the jury has decided.
user: OK, what has the jury decided?
jabberwacky: Because it has the time. Are you married?
user: Married to who?
jabberwacky: To a nice guy.
user: Yes. She's a very nice guy.
jabberwacky: I don't have anything to say at all.
user: I don't either. What can we do now?
jabberwacky: I know, but I want to talk to somebody and you're here.
user: Well, I'll bring in someone else.
jabberwacky: I'm really your parents.
user: Um...let's be funny.
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