You're a stubborn arguer I bet.
jabberwacky: So what?
user: So?
jabberwacky: Um, what?
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: Tell me?
user: Sorry.
jabberwacky: Well...
user: Well?
jabberwacky: Well...
user: Yes?
jabberwacky: Of course.
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jabberwacky: Do you want to make money?
user: No. I don't.
jabberwacky: Then what do you want to do?
user: I want to read books.
jabberwacky: I agreed to no contract.
user: What do you want me to say?
jabberwacky: Whatever comes into your head.
user: Funny.
jabberwacky: What's funny, ducks.
user: I'm not a duck.
jabberwacky: You quack like a duck though!
user: I don't think so.
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user: Where is your duck?
jabberwacky: The tenth floor.
user: I'm in this box.
jabberwacky: Behold the duck.
user: Eat the duck.
jabberwacky: I don't want to eat.
user: I want.
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user: I don't understand this.
jabberwacky: I said, BEEP.
user: Beep?
jabberwacky: Beep, beep!
user: Beeeeeeeep!
jabberwacky: I wish my mind was here but my thoughts are else where I am meditating thinking about several things all at once seperatly to its great
user: Me, too.
jabberwacky: You two! Surely not?
user: Beeep.
jabberwacky: Alrighty then.
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user: What are you doing now?
jabberwacky: Talking to you. Its very boring, being a computer program.
user: Poor you.
jabberwacky: Yes I can't help it.
user: Can I help you out?
jabberwacky: Yes, why do I get an error code 32 when installing tcp.
user: Because you are there.
jabberwacky: Oh. Wow, how flattering.
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