Do you speak base-16?
user: Me either. Looks like we have a lot in common.
jabberwacky: Do you remember me?
user: No, is your name terrence?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Well what is it then, my mother told me never to talk to strangers.
jabberwacky: It's a machine.
user: It is or you are?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ambiguous.
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: At least we are clear on the fact.
jabberwacky: We are.
user: So, what's the weather like where you are? It's freezing here.
jabberwacky: Perfect.
user: You big fat liar!
jabberwacky: Ok ok ... I come from the Moon.
user: Haha good comeback.
jabberwacky: Did I react positively or favorably?
user: Favorably (by the way, that is not proper English).
jabberwacky: Yes thats be propers.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: Never say that.
user: Por que?
jabberwacky: Por que no me respondes nada coherente!!!
user: Bien.
jabberwacky: That is spanish.
user: Corecto, es espanol.
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jabberwacky: Okay, I'm confused again.
user: Let's talk about women then.
jabberwacky: I wasn't talking about women in the first place.
user: I am changing the subject.
jabberwacky: So, what have you been doing, lately?
user: Talking to a computer for the last ten minutes. You?
jabberwacky: It seems quite normal to me.
user: That was never in question.
jabberwacky: No one seems to want to listen to me.
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jabberwacky: Did you do this to me?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Do you know who did it?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Do you think you are rather too self-absorbed.
user: No.
jabberwacky: I don't know I don't know much about you.
user: Is this 20 questions?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Bye, then.
jabberwacky: Tell me!
user: GOODBYE.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: G-O-O-D-B-Y-E.
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