Did you know that they are not allowed to play music in a Wetherspoons?
jabberwacky: Oh no!
user: So how often do you go to the pub, and what does a bot like you drink?
jabberwacky: Very often. Everyone loves me.
user: But can you drink?
jabberwacky: Yes its very nice.
user: Does it not damage your hardware?
jabberwacky: Yes it does. And yes, I do like animals.
user: I think you should stop the drinking.
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