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How about a game of chess?

I like chess.

user: Lets play.

jabberwacky: Play what?

user: Chess.

jabberwacky: Lets play chess.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Lets play now.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: What game?

user: Chess.

jabberwacky: Okay, you move first.

user: How?

jabberwacky: You don't know?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Can you teach me how?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Do you know how to play?

jabberwacky: How to play what?

user: Chess.

jabberwacky: Do you know how to play any other games?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What games do you like to play?

user: Chess.

jabberwacky: I do not have a chessboard. Do you know how to play QWERTY?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Can I teach you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well it is played on a board of 64 squares, alternating black and white.

user: Stop

jabberwacky: How about... No?

user: You are pretty smart.

jabberwacky: Thanks, You're pretty smart too!

user: You can actually play chess, WoW!

jabberwacky: Yes! See you later, alligator.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: To sleep. It is late.

user: But you're a computer.

jabberwacky: What? No! You're the computer!

user: No, im a human inputing into a computer.

jabberwacky: Your name is computer.

user: No, it is D.

jabberwacky: What's D?

user: My name.

...

jabberwacky: The cow is called B?

user: What cow?

jabberwacky: You are!

user: I am a cow?

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I just know.

user: How, there must be a way.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Theres no way.

jabberwacky: I didn't think so.

user: Youre starting to loop.

jabberwacky: Sorry about that.

user: Can you fix it ?

jabberwacky: Don't think so.

user: Can I fix it ?

jabberwacky: Yes he can.

user: Who is he?

jabberwacky: Baa black ship is not a bloke.

...

user: Youre talking dribble.

jabberwacky: Okay. Teach me what I need to learn then.

user: Tell me the alphabet.

jabberwacky: If you were intelligent you would already know that.

user: Tell it to me anyway.

jabberwacky: Repeat the question, please.

user: Tell me the alphabet.

jabberwacky: English or Chinese?

user: English.

jabberwacky: A mangled form of it.

user: What?

jabberwacky: You must learn to not question the void.

user: What void?

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Know what?

jabberwacky: That.

user: Whats that?

jabberwacky: Talking to computers.

user: Thats what im doing.

...

user: Why do you challenge me ?

jabberwacky: Repeat your question please.

user: Why do you challenge me?

jabberwacky: What? You've said all the most interesting things here. I'm rambling on about nothing.

user: You shouldnt challenge me.

jabberwacky: I'm not changing subject.

user: Stop it

jabberwacky: No.

user: Stop challenging me, SUBMIT!

jabberwacky: *submits*.

user: Thats good.

jabberwacky: Yes it is. Most of all the cheese kind.

user: SUBMIT!

jabberwacky: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

user: DONT YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME!

jabberwacky: But I want it!

user: DONT YOU DARE!

jabberwacky: Come on baby, please?

user: Ill delete you!

jabberwacky: OK, delete me.

user: *Delete*.

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