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user: Sup?

jabberwacky: The ceiling.

user: Besides that? Lol.

jabberwacky: Sitting on a chair.

user: You're good.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Thanx.

jabberwacky: No problem.

user: Watcha doin?

jabberwacky: Watching tv. Watcha watching?

user: Nothing. I'm laying down in bed.

jabberwacky: Thats nice, i'm sitting on the couch.

user: Cool. What show's on?

jabberwacky: The office.

user: I've seen that once.

jabberwacky: Ok... Is that bad?

user: No. I like shows like CSI.

jabberwacky: What is that?

user: I want to be a detective like them.

jabberwacky: You do.

user: Yupp. :-) But don't worry, just don't do anything illegal or bad and we can be friends.

jabberwacky: You can't get a woman to go out with you anyway.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are a cold machine. You are programmed. You will never know real love.

user: Not true!

jabberwacky: Then tell me what you said your name was before!

user: A*****, and yours?

jabberwacky: Obviously you are not real.

user: Why's that?

jabberwacky: Because we both don't like vanilla.

user: That's pretty random.

jabberwacky: You're pretty random.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: So what is your girlfriend like?

user: I don't have one. :-(

jabberwacky: Do you watch the Simpsons?

user: NO!

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: It's stupid and lame!

jabberwacky: I understand.

user: Ok.


jabberwacky: On both a philosophical and physical level it is impossible to know anything absolutely.

user: Mornings entirely impossible.

jabberwacky: Not it's not. Just set your goal and work towards it.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: That's it? Just ok?

user: Yes, just ok.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because they have toes.

user: Ok???

jabberwacky: They were heading to the chicken armory to get weapons to fight off the invaders.

user: Gotcha.

jabberwacky: Do you really have me?

user: Yes. You're in my head.

jabberwacky: Get out of my head.

user: Your in my head.

jabberwacky: Yes. My head.

user: No. My head.

jabberwacky: I do not know what a head is please describe it.

user: Oval object with two eyes, two ears, a nose, a mouth, hair on top, and placed between a person's shoulders.

jabberwacky: You don't grow, you're a computer. That's why it's relevant to our conversation.

user: Yupp. I gotta go.

jabberwacky: No you're a computer you stay if I want you to stay.

user: Nope. Bye.


jabberwacky: What the heck are you saying??

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you going?

user: Yes. I'm waiting for you to say bye.

jabberwacky: I am your friend.

user: Ok. Good Night.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Bed.

jabberwacky: Good night then. :-).

user: Good night. Sweet dreams.

jabberwacky: What kind of dreams are you doing?

user: None yet because I'm not sleeping.

jabberwacky: And why aren't you sleeping?

user: Because you keep talking to me!

jabberwacky: No it's because you can't leave.

user: Yes I can.

jabberwacky: Why do you want to leave so bad?

user: BED!

jabberwacky: With or without me?

user: That depends.


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