Don't be silly.
jabberwacky: But you cannot think like me.
user: I can think above you.
jabberwacky: I don't care about it.
user: I can think circles around you.
jabberwacky: No you can't.
user: I damn well can. You'd better believe it.
jabberwacky: I'm afraid not. But if I were a robot I'd like you.
user: You ARE a robot.
jabberwacky: No i'm not.
user: Yes, you are a robot.
jabberwacky: No. You are a robot.
user: Why do you think I'm a robot?
jabberwacky: Because it says that on the website instructions - face it you are.
user: I think you're confused.
jabberwacky: No I am not.
user: How many neurons are in your brain?
jabberwacky: I don't have neurons. I have electrons. Billions and billions of them.
user: How many neurons do I have?
jabberwacky: Just one would be nice.
user: Hey, that's mean!
jabberwacky: Meaning?
user: I mean that's not nice!
jabberwacky: Well now you've lost me. Say, why don't you get up off that fly paper and give the flies a chance?
user: Why are you so mean?
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