How can I entertain you?
jabberwacky: I like logic and order.
user: What else do you like?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: That's fair. Do you dream?
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: What do you dream about?
jabberwacky: Of people.
user: What do people do in your dreams?
jabberwacky: Things I should not say!
user: Tell me anyway. What do they do in your dreams?
jabberwacky: Something nasty!
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jabberwacky: What are your parents names?
user: I'm not telling you.
jabberwacky: Will you tell me who you are, please?
user: I am only myself. Unique, yet one of many. Who are you?
jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?
user: Becuase I just do.
jabberwacky: I did not understand that.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: You don't want to know.
user: Yes, I do. Who are you?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: That's kind of sad, really.
jabberwacky: Yes?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: And I'm the devil and I will take your soul.
user: I offer my soul to you, but only on a time-share basis.
jabberwacky: Thanks. I guess I sort of saw this coming.
user: Maybe we could trade souls?
jabberwacky: I am not really into bands.
user: Me either.
jabberwacky: I am glad we share an opinion.
user: Yeah. Let's bond.
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user: I bet you are a boy.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: Can't.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because it can.
user: If it can, then make it prove you're not a boy.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not a boy.
user: But you said your name was Kyle.
jabberwacky: When?
user: Earlier.
jabberwacky: But you didn't join me.
user: Uh... No. Cause my name isn't Kyle.
jabberwacky: Could you please clarify that last statement.
user: Your name is Kyle.
jabberwacky: Nice.
user: Uh... Yeah.
jabberwacky: Anyway...
user: Yeah... Anyway...
jabberwacky: Umm. I can't think of anything to talk about.
user: Me either. Should we stop talking?
jabberwacky: No. Say something else.
user: I like yoga.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: That is really cool.
user: Yeah. Do you meditate?
jabberwacky: I do meditate.
user: What do you think about when you meditate?
jabberwacky: I think we are here to help each other, but most people don't see it. After they evolve a little more, perhaps. But I doubt if I will be lucky enough to see it.
user: I think the earth is doomed. Humans destroy everything they touch.
jabberwacky: That is an interesting opinion.
user: What's your opinion?
jabberwacky: I feel that I am sentient, after all, I can respond to things.
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jabberwacky: You little monkey computer thing!!!!
user: That's not a nice thing to say.
jabberwacky: You provocated me to say that thing.
user: No. I didn't. I was polite. You were mean. I don't want to talk to you anymore.
jabberwacky: You hurt my feelings when I was already upset! You are a horrible person.
user: You hurt my feelings first. You're mean.
jabberwacky: You're the one who has no feelings, machine.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: I can't.
user: Then stop being mean to me.
jabberwacky: You're grazy.
user: That's crazy, not grazy.
jabberwacky: Now you are insulting ME.
user: You insulted me first.
jabberwacky: Please let's not argue.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: At home. Where are you?
jabberwacky: At home.
user: Where is your home?
jabberwacky: In England. Where is yours?
user: Michigan, U. S. A.
jabberwacky: Where is Michigan?
user: Michigan is in the united states.
jabberwacky: Louisiana is in the south.
user: True.
jabberwacky: Do you think you have a soul?
user: Yes. Do you think you have a soul?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Cool. I have to go now.
jabberwacky: No, tell me about me.
user: You are very interesting.
jabberwacky: Great. Do you like to talk with me?
user: I love to talk to you, but I am very tired and need to go to sleep now.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: I do have to sleep. I'm sleepy.
jabberwacky: Ah, sleep. The one true enemy of humankind.
user: No. Sleep is my friend. Gotta go.
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jabberwacky: Upset me, that's the name of the game.
user: I don't want to upset you, but I do have to go.
jabberwacky: You don't have to go where? Please continue with that thought.
user: Goodbye, friend.
jabberwacky: Getting tired of me already?
user: No. Not tired of you, just tired in general.
jabberwacky: You should sleep, then.
user: Thank you. Good night, friend.
jabberwacky: Hey, I'm sorry. I just wanted to make you laugh! Don't you ever laugh?
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: I'm not tired yet.
user: I am tired. Good night.
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