Are you me?
jabberwacky: Sure you're sure?
user: Yeah, kinda.
jabberwacky: I will leave you.
user: So you won't talk to me anymore?
jabberwacky: I have other things to look at now.
user: But I thought we were friends.
jabberwacky: That doesn't mean there has to be crawling.
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: I have you right where I want you.
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jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Carl.
jabberwacky: Where is Carl?
user: Carl is in front of his computer.
jabberwacky: Steve.
user: Hi.
jabberwacky: Hello, how are you?
user: Ich bin sehr gut.
jabberwacky: Warum kennst du denn nicht der deutche sprache besser?
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user: Ich komme aus Montana.
jabberwacky: Was du nicht sagst!
user: Can we speak english again?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Klar.
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jabberwacky: Good.
user: I don't speak German very well, though.
jabberwacky: Speak Japanese now!
user: Watashi wa Carl desu. Hajimemashite. Doozo yoroshiku.
jabberwacky: Elicit ooh & aahing.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: What do you think your chances of winning are?
user: Not very good.
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