Are you artificial?
jabberwacky: Are you intelligent?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Many people have told me that I am.
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jabberwacky: No more hallucinations?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Do you understand what I'm saying?
user: Mostly.
jabberwacky: Tell me about the last dream you had.
user: I was flying in the last dream I had.
jabberwacky: Sounds like a good dream to me.
user: Yeah, it was.
jabberwacky: When did you die?
user: I did not die in the dream, I was just flying.
jabberwacky: You are being evasive.
user: I probably died in the dream seconds before I woke up.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: That is probably why I didn't remember it.
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jabberwacky: Are you me?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Sure you're sure?
user: Yeah, kinda.
jabberwacky: I will leave you.
user: So you won't talk to me anymore?
jabberwacky: I have other things to look at now.
user: But I thought we were friends.
jabberwacky: That doesn't mean there has to be crawling.
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: I have you right where I want you.
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jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Carl.
jabberwacky: Where is Carl?
user: Carl is in front of his computer.
jabberwacky: Steve.
user: Hi.
jabberwacky: Hello, how are you?
user: Ich bin sehr gut.
jabberwacky: Warum kennst du denn nicht der deutche sprache besser?
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user: Ich komme aus Montana.
jabberwacky: Was du nicht sagst!
user: Can we speak english again?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Klar.
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jabberwacky: Good.
user: I don't speak German very well, though.
jabberwacky: Speak Japanese now!
user: Watashi wa Carl desu. Hajimemashite. Doozo yoroshiku.
jabberwacky: Elicit ooh & aahing.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: What do you think your chances of winning are?
user: Not very good.
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