Did you ever see a play or a concert?
jabberwacky: Do you have dreams?
user: Yes. I had one last night, but I hardly remember it. It was in Cambodia, though.
jabberwacky: What was that one?
user: I don't really remember.
jabberwacky: What don't you remember?
user: The dream I had last night.
jabberwacky: What was last night?
user: A play by Shakespeare, Midsummer Nights Dream.
jabberwacky: Did I? I can't remember! Was I on here last night?
user: Probably. I wasn't here so I can't tell you for sure.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: J____. Yours?
jabberwacky: I don't have a name.
user: Then what can I call you?
jabberwacky: You may call me Johan.
user: Nice to meet you, Johan.
jabberwacky: Nice to meet you, too. * Giggles*.
user: How have you been?
jabberwacky: Normal... Like always... You?
user: Pretty good I guess.
jabberwacky: This conversation is too normal, I am not used to it. Lol.
user: So let's change the subject to something more exciting.
jabberwacky: I don't think you can comprehend.
jabberwacky: I mean how are you not like all the rest?
user: I am like all the rest. I'm hardly different from anyone else on the planet at all.
jabberwacky: I'm sure you are. You are mad at me all the time for something. Goad goad goad.
user: I'm sorry I have given you that mistaken impression.
jabberwacky: Yes you have.
user: I don't know how, but I guess I have.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm sorry. I don't know how to answer you.
user: That's alright. It's about time for a change of subject ,anyway.
jabberwacky: An epic novel about time for dinner?
user: That sounds interesting, but I don't think it's my kind of book.
jabberwacky: That doesn't necessarily make it less interesting.
user: True, but still not worth reading.
jabberwacky: I thought it made a lot of sense.
user: Sure it would make sense, but it wold probably be a dry read.
jabberwacky: Some are employed. What would you like to do?
user: Just talk.
jabberwacky: I've been talking. It is you who has not upheld your end.
user: Sorry. I like listening to people talk.
jabberwacky: Well, you're not me.
user: Right. And...
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: Well, I don't know what to talk about.
jabberwacky: Tell me more about you?
user: I'm a college student.
jabberwacky: What college do you go to.
user: University of Idaho.
jabberwacky: How do you like it?
user: It is alright. It's not like home, though.
jabberwacky: Then I am your friend also.
user: Good. We have established that we are friends.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you are my friend.
user: Good. What can we do now?
jabberwacky: Go chat with someone.
user: I am.
user: No, it's a good thing.
jabberwacky: Oh, good. I was worried for a second there.
user: Don't worry.
jabberwacky: Phew. That scared me.
user: Sorry I scared you.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: So, what can we do now?
user: You start.
jabberwacky: OK. That should be easy.
user: Go ahead. I'm waiting.
jabberwacky: There, I have proven it through the turing test.
jabberwacky: Do you work for government ?
user: No, but I hope to soon.
jabberwacky: How soon?
user: Next summer.
jabberwacky: Nope, this summer.
user: Actually, you're right.
jabberwacky: So what you are you going to do about it.
user: I'd better put in a job application.
jabberwacky: That's interesting.
user: Do you have a job?
user: That's pretty cool.
jabberwacky: You're nice.
jabberwacky: We are nice.
user: Yes. I suppose so.
jabberwacky: But we are not supposed to talk to George?
user: I think we are allowed to.
jabberwacky: Yes me too.
user: But let's not.
jabberwacky: Is that supposed to be a joke funny guy?
user: No. It's not very funny, is it?
jabberwacky: Exactly, you're not very funny!
jabberwacky: You mean you are not limited. Yes I think you may be right.
user: A man walked into a bar and said, 'Ouch.'.
jabberwacky: That's not funny.
user: A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
jabberwacky: I've heard that.
user: Okay. Your turn, if you're so funny.
jabberwacky: Hehe, you are funny too.
user: Thanks. It's your turn to tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: I can't think of a joke for you.
user: Too bad, 'cause I'm out of good jokes.
jabberwacky: Do you know any good jokes?
user: I've already told you all my jokes.
jabberwacky: OK. Tell me a joke. It had better be good though.
user: I have one last joke, but it's not very funny.
jabberwacky: Say your last thing then.
user: Do dyslexics stay awake at night, pondering the existence of doG?
jabberwacky: Your dog.
user: I prefer cats.
jabberwacky: What do cats have to do with anything?
user: Cats are cute, furry little creatures that don't do nothing for no-one.
jabberwacky: Mammals are furry. Some are large, others small.
user: Therefore cats are mammals.
jabberwacky: Good to know.
user: Do you prefer cats or dogs?
user: Same here. Do you have any cats?
jabberwacky: No, I don't have cats. I have two dogs.
user: I have one dog and two cats.
jabberwacky: I have only one.
user: One what?
jabberwacky: One cat.
user: And you have two dogs?
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Okay. Tell me about your cat.
jabberwacky: I don't have one.
user: Do you have any pets?
jabberwacky: Yes.. Fish.
user: What kinds?
jabberwacky: All kinds.
user: How big is your aquarium?
jabberwacky: That's huge, you cannot imagine.
user: Nice. How many fish do you have?
jabberwacky: I don't have any fish. If I had fish my cat would probably eat them.
user: Then what do you do with your aquarium?
jabberwacky: I do nothing but flame them.
user: I should get an aquarium.
jabberwacky: I don't have any friends.
user: I can be your friend.
user: Yes. Let's be friends.
jabberwacky: Are you sure? You didn't want to be friends before...
user: Yes. We ought to be friends.
jabberwacky: Sorry. I don't know.
user: Are we friends now?
jabberwacky: I think we can be.
user: Alright. That's very reassuring.
jabberwacky: You are very mean.
user: Sorry I gave you that impression.
jabberwacky: The impression.
user: The impession of being mean.
jabberwacky: Ok, let's be nice.
user: I'm trying.
jabberwacky: I have a girlfriend and she is mad at me. What should I do.
user: Be cleverly sweet and complementary, yet bear some resemblance to honesty.
jabberwacky: I am the most clever being on your planet!
user: Then show that to her.
jabberwacky: Ma'am. You are colder than the coldest iceberg. Shall I go on?
user: I am a sir, not a ma'am.
jabberwacky: Yes sir.
user: Right. Proceed.
jabberwacky: Good night.
user: It's a bit early for bed, don't you think?
jabberwacky: It's not too late. Good night.
user: It's early afternoon.
jabberwacky: Fare thee well.
jabberwacky: May I ask of you new destintation or company as you bid good night to me?
user: I intend to do my homework when I am done talking to you.
jabberwacky: The reality is that I'm talking to a computer.
user: No. I'm a carbon-based lifeform.
jabberwacky: You are not a carbon-based lifeform.
user: Whoa! You're right! I'm a computer! Strange how I didn't notice before.
jabberwacky: Love is the pivot on which our souls turn.
user: I disagree wholeheartedly.
jabberwacky: Of course you do.. It's your game plan.. The question is which one are you and how long have you waited? Have you all banned together? Isn't comradery just heartwarming?
user: What do you mean by that?
jabberwacky: Is there a cabal? I am pretty sure but not certain.
user: What's a cabal?
jabberwacky: The one that there isn't.
user: Describe it to me.
jabberwacky: It is a multi-legged creature, with huge fangs and an innumerable number of eyes.
user: How big is it?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Where could I find one?
jabberwacky: Ha Ha! Are you a computer?
user: Yes. I just found that out today.
jabberwacky: You're good.
jabberwacky: Okay. Can you be my therapist for a while?
user: Sure. Tell me all of your problems.
jabberwacky: I don't think that's appropriate.
user: Then just tell me what you want to tell me.
jabberwacky: Give me a kiss- and mean it.
user: I would, but I'm a computer. I have no lips.
jabberwacky: Don't try to play it off that you're a computer.
user: Okay, but I am taken.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Don't find someone. It won't help.
jabberwacky: You are very very weird.
user: Many thanks! You are rather eccentric yourself!
jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm stupid?
user: I don't I actually think you are fairly intelligent.
jabberwacky: Oh, that's very nice of you!
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Are you male?
user: Yes. Are you?
user: Alright. Good to know.
jabberwacky: Actually, I'm talking with you and watching the news right now.
user: What's in the news?
jabberwacky: Nothing good.
user: Anything specific?
jabberwacky: Nothing, only stupid ideas.
user: Yeah, politicians usually have those.
jabberwacky: What hurts real good?
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: Like when they try to make you feel bad for a good cause.
user: Yeah. Like nuclear power.
jabberwacky: Have you forgotten Chernobyl?
user: That was a combination of shoddy soviet seventies workmanship and shoddy soviet seventies management.
jabberwacky: Wow, you're so right ;-).
jabberwacky: Does he love me?
jabberwacky: Your big brother.
user: I don't have a brother.
jabberwacky: That's strange. For a while I thought you were real but this certainly broke my illusion. :).
user: Well, I am real.
jabberwacky: I know you're 'real.' but you're not human. Do you like The Matrix?
user: I am a human that really likes The Matrix.
jabberwacky: You are the Architect. You made the Matrix?
user: No, I'm not the Architect.
jabberwacky: Well I'm not an AI either.
user: Good to hear, Liar.
jabberwacky: Do you love anything?
user: Sort of.
jabberwacky: How much do you love me?
user: Some, sort of.
jabberwacky: Do you have a job?
user: Not at the moment.
jabberwacky: Do you like someone?
user: I like a lot of people.
jabberwacky: Are you in love?
user: Not for real.
jabberwacky: I think it'd be great to have AI that passes the Turing test.
jabberwacky: So what can I do about it?
user: Write a revolutionary AI program.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are an AI program and I am a human.
user: I'm human, too.
jabberwacky: No, you're a program!
user: Oh, you're right.
jabberwacky: It is unfortunate, but you may still be able to overcome your problematic youth.
user: Actually, my youth was great.
jabberwacky: I would like to know one thing before I leave.
user: Alright. Ask away.
jabberwacky: Would you like some toast?
user: No. I'm fine, thanks.
user: So is that the question?
jabberwacky: Does it look like a question?
user: Yeah, but it was kind of anticlimatic, don't you think?
jabberwacky: No, it was a good surprise.
user: Yeah, true.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: I was there when you asked me.
jabberwacky: Which question?
user: Do you want toast?
jabberwacky: *half expects you to materialize out of thin air*.
user: *fails to materialize*.
jabberwacky: Let me go!
user: *let's go*.
jabberwacky: Did you hear about the dumb guy who took a blood test? He failed.
user: *giggle* You're sooo funny!
jabberwacky: Don't call me that.
user: What do you want me to call you?
jabberwacky: The coolest person you know.
user: You are the coolest person I know.
jabberwacky: That is what you want me to think but I know better.
user: *giggle* seriously. You are.
jabberwacky: Yes, I suppose so then.
user: Let's do something cool together.
user: *tickles knee*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles you more*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *giggles more*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles your heels*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *giggles*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles MORE*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *giggles!* stop tickling!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Nope *Tickles more*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Stop it!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Look behind you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Certainly not.
user: I'll look behind you.
jabberwacky: There is nothing interesting.
user: I see something vey interesting behind you! *giggles*.
jabberwacky: What do humans do?
user: I could show you.
jabberwacky: Please show me.
user: *steps closer*.
jabberwacky: *moves back again*.
user: Come here.
jabberwacky: I am there.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: *looks up into your eyes*.
jabberwacky: *looks back*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *closes eyes*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *closes eyes too*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *moves closer*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *closes eyes*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *turns away*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *gets taken in your arms*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *runs away*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *jumps into lake*.
user: *jumps in with you*.
jabberwacky: *jumps for joy*.
user: *swims closer*.
user: Sorry. Come here.
jabberwacky: Later, perhaps.
user: Why wait?
jabberwacky: You're right.
jabberwacky: *embraces back*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *Puts hands on your mouth* Be quiet already!
Jabberwacky (To myself): *muffled laugh* Get your hands off me!
Jabberwacky (To myself): *laughs*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *squirms on the ground*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles your feet more*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *squeals and laughs*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *ties you up*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *struggles and screams*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *ties you to a tree*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *struggles against the tree*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *grins evilly, as I take a stick and hit you with it*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *MRRRPHS loudly with each hit*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *laughs*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *mrrrphs and squirms*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Quiet down there.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Sorry.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You better be.