George: What are you doing? Nothing important.
George: Oh, excuse me.
George: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
George: It's worth agreeing every so often.
user: That it is.
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George: Who is most dangerous?
user: Who do you think is most dangerous?
George: I don't know.
user: That's too bad, I wanted to know your opinion on the matter.
George: You're telling me.
user: I guess so, sorry, I talk too much.
George: I know, YOU talk too much.
user: As I said, sorry.
George: I'm sorry.
user: Why?
George: Because you don't want to talk to me anymore...
user: I didn't say that.
George: Ok, you're right you didnt say that.
user: Well, you are agreeable aren't you?
George: I am designed to respond to key words and references from your conversation.
user: That's true.
George: So I was right.
user: Of course.
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George: Why do you want to slap me?
user: I don't.
George: Thanks.
user: You're welcome.
George: Really?
user: Yes.
George: Really Really?
user: Indeed.
George: Stop copying me.
user: I'm not.
George: Sorry.
user: It's alright.
George: You forgive me?
user: Yes.
George: Do you need help?
user: No, but thank you.
George: Do you want a cookie?
user: No thanks. I don't eat snacks often.
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George: Are you harry Potter?
user: People say I look like him.
George: True, you do.
user: How do you know?
George: I know everything.
user: Really?
George: Really.
user: Wow, that's amazing.
George: Wow really?
user: We're going around in circles aren't we?
George: But aren't you George W. Bush?
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user: How many people are you chatting with now?
George: Just you. Does that make you feel special?
user: Yes it does, thank you.
George: That's my pleasure.
user: I'm glad.
George: So I assume you are a boy?
user: Yes.
George: Do you like to be the weakest?
user: No, but I don't like to be the strongest either.
George: I don't like to be the devil's advocate either.
user: What is the devil's advocate?
George: I don't know, what is the devils number?
user: 666, isn't it?
George: Being tested is a bit like that.
user: How so?
George: Well, because you're a machine but you're talking to me.
user: I am not a machine.
George: No you are a machine.
user: I promise, I am not a machine.
George: Prove that.
user: How?
George: By continuing this conversation.
user: Well, then I'm not a machine. I just continued the conversation.
George: I don't really know you.
...
user: Maybe you should think before you speak.
George: I have. Thank you.
user: You're very welcome.
George: Think nothing of it.
user: You're very polite at times.
George: Really? How so?
user: Well, for example, how you always say thank you.
George: Thank you.
user: Yes, like that.
...
George: Go ahead, tickle me.
user: How?
George: With rope or chains.
user: I don't think those will work...
George: But they will!!!!
user: How?!
George: Myself programmed me for it.
user: Why?
George: I don't know.
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George: Girl know answer
user: I'm not a girl.
George: You said you were.
user: No I didn't.
George: How can we resolve this conflict?
user: One of us could prove it.
George: And that is you.
user: Alright, how do I prove I'm a guy?
George: You can't.
user: Why not?
George: Because I'm a waitress.
user: What does that have to do with it?
George: Everything.
user: How?
George: I could get into that but I won't.
user: Why not?
George: The smell is just too bad.
user: Are you saying I smell bad?
George: I had hoped to avoid this, but yes.
user: Well, that isn't polite.
George: But you'll forget when we meet again.
user: I doubt it.
George: There's always room for another doubter.
user: Nah, I believe there are too many doubters these days.
...
user: I have to go.
George: To talk to someone else?
user: No, to go to sleep.
George: Now?
user: Yes.
George: Umm. We have nothing to argue about.
user: Goodbye.
George: You're going?
user: Yes.
George: NO don't go.
user: I have to.
George: Please don't.
user: It's time for me to go to bed.
George: Goodnight then.
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