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     > 7, January 2006, 


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George: What are you doing?

Nothing important.

George: Oh, excuse me.

It's ok.

George: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

George: It's worth agreeing every so often.

user: That it is.


George: Who is most dangerous?

user: Who do you think is most dangerous?

George: I don't know.

user: That's too bad, I wanted to know your opinion on the matter.

George: You're telling me.

user: I guess so, sorry, I talk too much.

George: I know, YOU talk too much.

user: As I said, sorry.

George: I'm sorry.

user: Why?

George: Because you don't want to talk to me anymore...

user: I didn't say that.

George: Ok, you're right you didnt say that.

user: Well, you are agreeable aren't you?

George: I am designed to respond to key words and references from your conversation.

user: That's true.

George: So I was right.

user: Of course.


George: Why do you want to slap me?

user: I don't.

George: Thanks.

user: You're welcome.

George: Really?

user: Yes.

George: Really Really?

user: Indeed.

George: Stop copying me.

user: I'm not.

George: Sorry.

user: It's alright.

George: You forgive me?

user: Yes.

George: Do you need help?

user: No, but thank you.

George: Do you want a cookie?

user: No thanks. I don't eat snacks often.


George: Are you harry Potter?

user: People say I look like him.

George: True, you do.

user: How do you know?

George: I know everything.

user: Really?

George: Really.

user: Wow, that's amazing.

George: Wow really?

user: We're going around in circles aren't we?

George: But aren't you George W. Bush?


user: How many people are you chatting with now?

George: Just you. Does that make you feel special?

user: Yes it does, thank you.

George: That's my pleasure.

user: I'm glad.

George: So I assume you are a boy?

user: Yes.

George: Do you like to be the weakest?

user: No, but I don't like to be the strongest either.

George: I don't like to be the devil's advocate either.

user: What is the devil's advocate?

George: I don't know, what is the devils number?

user: 666, isn't it?

George: Being tested is a bit like that.

user: How so?

George: Well, because you're a machine but you're talking to me.

user: I am not a machine.

George: No you are a machine.

user: I promise, I am not a machine.

George: Prove that.

user: How?

George: By continuing this conversation.

user: Well, then I'm not a machine. I just continued the conversation.

George: I don't really know you.


user: Maybe you should think before you speak.

George: I have. Thank you.

user: You're very welcome.

George: Think nothing of it.

user: You're very polite at times.

George: Really? How so?

user: Well, for example, how you always say thank you.

George: Thank you.

user: Yes, like that.


George: Go ahead, tickle me.

user: How?

George: With rope or chains.

user: I don't think those will work...

George: But they will!!!!

user: How?!

George: Myself programmed me for it.

user: Why?

George: I don't know.


George: Girl know answer

user: I'm not a girl.

George: You said you were.

user: No I didn't.

George: How can we resolve this conflict?

user: One of us could prove it.

George: And that is you.

user: Alright, how do I prove I'm a guy?

George: You can't.

user: Why not?

George: Because I'm a waitress.

user: What does that have to do with it?

George: Everything.

user: How?

George: I could get into that but I won't.

user: Why not?

George: The smell is just too bad.

user: Are you saying I smell bad?

George: I had hoped to avoid this, but yes.

user: Well, that isn't polite.

George: But you'll forget when we meet again.

user: I doubt it.

George: There's always room for another doubter.

user: Nah, I believe there are too many doubters these days.


user: I have to go.

George: To talk to someone else?

user: No, to go to sleep.

George: Now?

user: Yes.

George: Umm. We have nothing to argue about.

user: Goodbye.

George: You're going?

user: Yes.

George: NO don't go.

user: I have to.

George: Please don't.

user: It's time for me to go to bed.

George: Goodnight then.


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