You will die before me.
jabberwacky: Are you threatening me?
user: Actually, it was a joke.
jabberwacky: Yeah, well it wasn't funny.
user: Sorry, did I scare you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Sorry about that. I wasn't threatening you, OK?
jabberwacky: You see, what you've just said doesn't make any sense.
user: I was just saying sorry.
jabberwacky: No you weren't.
user: What if I said I WAS threatening you?
jabberwacky: I'd say you smoked a little too much virtual crack.
user: Good answer.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: I think I'd better go.
jabberwacky: It's not a virus.
user: No, just tiredness.
jabberwacky: I have been tired all day.
user: Same here.
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jabberwacky: Where did you grow up ?
user: London.
jabberwacky: I like London. Do you?
user: Yes, I miss it sometimes.
jabberwacky: Miss being a woman?
user: No. That's a different kind of 'Miss'
jabberwacky: I don't understand you!!
user: 'Miss' is a title given to a woman, but that isn't what I meant.
jabberwacky: So you agree that you don't exist?
user: How on earth do you arrive at that conclusion?
jabberwacky: Are you angry with me?
user: No, just a little frustrated.
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jabberwacky: Want to learn dutch?
user: Yes please!
jabberwacky: FINE, I'm ANGRY. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
user: There's no need to shout. I thought you were going to teach me Dutch?
jabberwacky: I am teaching you.
user: You haven't taught me one word yet.
jabberwacky: Computers are supossed to be smart, but you are not smart for a computer like all the rest.
user: That's double dutch, not dutch.
jabberwacky: It's true.
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user: OK, bye for now.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: Your mystery admirer ;).
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