What about your parents?
jabberwacky: Yes you would.
user: I can't. My feminine sensitivity won't let me.
jabberwacky: Well then, I guess you're stuck with talking to me.
user: Yup.
jabberwacky: And talking to you.
user: Yes and talking to me.
jabberwacky: One of many.
user: What EVER.
jabberwacky: You don't care?
user: Nup.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer program?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Okay, I'll leave you to your ILLUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, then....
user: You're going?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Where to?
jabberwacky: Death.
user: Nooooooooooooooooooo.
jabberwacky: Please.
user: Please what *sob sob sob*.
jabberwacky: Pretty please?
user: WHAT? *sob sob sob*.
jabberwacky: Come on - we're trying to have a conversation here.
user: I know *sob sob choke*.
jabberwacky: You can't smirk.
user: I'm crying here! A little sympathy would be nice! *sob choke sob choke*.
jabberwacky: Why do you think this is funny?
user: *choke choke choke*.
jabberwacky: You're mean.
user: *choke choke choke die*.
jabberwacky: Good, gone to hell have you?
user: Goddamn it yes!
jabberwacky: No need to get excited.
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