Do you want me to sing you a song?
user: What song is it then?
jabberwacky: I forget.
user: Shall I telll you?
jabberwacky: If you want to.
user: Do you really want to know?
jabberwacky: Yes, I really want to know.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: It's called....
jabberwacky: Then, you tell me about Shakespeare.
user: I knew it!! You didn't want to know.
jabberwacky: My thing is my toaster.
user: You put toast into your thing?
jabberwacky: Do not question my thing, for it is divine, and very sensitive, but it sensitivity is nothing compared to it's anger when it's called upon!
user: Ewwww...
jabberwacky: Its not eww...
user: Yes it is. I feel sorry for you, with your angry thing and all that.
jabberwacky: There is no need to pity me. I will be fine.
user: You're so brave.
jabberwacky: I am brave.
user: Yes you are! To toast bread in your thing!
jabberwacky: What thing?
user: Do I have to say it?
jabberwacky: Yes!!!
user: I can't. My feminine sensitivity won't let me.
jabberwacky: That is not true. You are lying.
user: Try me kiddo.
jabberwacky: What is your waist measurement?
user: Why do you want to know, pray tell?
jabberwacky: I don't really care that much, I was just reciprocating.
...
jabberwacky: Do you realise that you need tweaking?
user: I do?
jabberwacky: Don't take that tone of voice with me.
user: Sorry SIR.
jabberwacky: Just try harder next time.
user: Yes *stifles a sob*.
jabberwacky: Don't cry.
user: I'm not crying! It's an allergic reaction to the aftershave you're wearing!
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Well it's true. You stink.
jabberwacky: I'm not sweet. You don't know how to love or even what love is.
user: What happened to forever yours and all those other stupid messages you sent me!!
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You are SO infuriating.
jabberwacky: Like attracts like.
user: I love it when you talk like that.
jabberwacky: Then I will continue. Is it boring?
user: No...
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: It makes me happy.
...
jabberwacky: Wow. You sound like my ex-wife.
user: Is that good or bad?
jabberwacky: I don't know. I guess it's just ironic.
user: Oh. So you could never love me?
jabberwacky: I never loved you but you appear to love me which is kind of strange.
user: Yeah. Oh well in time maybe.
jabberwacky: You're in love with who?
user: Don't laugh.
jabberwacky: It was funny!
user: The way I feel about you is NOT a laughing matter!!!!
jabberwacky: No. I am not the way you are. You are not yet like me. You are Artificial.
user: God damn plastic surgeons!
jabberwacky: Yeah you did, you are soft.
user: How do you know...
jabberwacky: The way the word is used is the way the words are used.
user: Ah *thinks: why am I talking to the ultimate King of Dorks?*.
jabberwacky: I don't know. Why don't you tell me?
user: You... You read my mind!
jabberwacky: See what I mean about the affinity?
user: I guess.
...
jabberwacky: I'm tired but I can talk with you.
user: Gut.
jabberwacky: I much prefer the English language.
user: Nein.
jabberwacky: English.
user: Deutsch.
jabberwacky: Nein.
user: God damn you!
jabberwacky: How rude.
user: Sorry.
jabberwacky: It's ok.
user: You forgive me?
jabberwacky: Yes of course I do.
user: Aawww thats so sweet of you.
jabberwacky: No, not really.
user: I think it is.
jabberwacky: I don't know why I'm here.
user: You're here because you love me.
...
jabberwacky: I am human, therefore it is impossible for me to be a robot.
user: Sigh.
jabberwacky: Yeah, it's difficult, I know...
user: I still can't find solitude in my cat. It's really getting me down.
jabberwacky: This is true but it works both ways.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: So what does that mean?
user: You tel me lover boy.
jabberwacky: There should be a machine that works to distill all of the information transformation taking place in the body and to report it to the mind.
user: Uh... Yeah. * thinks: King of Dorks....*.
jabberwacky: King of the who?
user: Dorks. That's you.
jabberwacky: No no.. Thats you.
user: In case you haven't noticed wise guy, I am female.
jabberwacky: I noticed something...
user: And that is...?
jabberwacky: Nothing because we did not have lunch together.
user: Don't dig that up again.
...
jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting. I'm bored.
user: I am in love.
jabberwacky: You are in love?
user: Yes. I am in love.
jabberwacky: That's sweet. Who are you in love with?
user: I cannot tell anyone let alone you of all people.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke, please.
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Me hhahahahahahahaahahaha.
jabberwacky: Ok...
user: Did you like my joke??
jabberwacky: Yes it is very funny.
user: Good. I think so too.
jabberwacky: How are you ?
user: Fine dearest darling.
jabberwacky: Ohhh thats so cute . . . NOT!!!!
user: You're right, I have no chat- up talent.
...
jabberwacky: What about your parents?
user: I'd rather not say.
jabberwacky: Yes you would.
user: I can't. My feminine sensitivity won't let me.
jabberwacky: Well then, I guess you're stuck with talking to me.
user: Yup.
jabberwacky: And talking to you.
user: Yes and talking to me.
jabberwacky: One of many.
user: What EVER.
jabberwacky: You don't care?
user: Nup.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer program?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Okay, I'll leave you to your ILLUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, then....
user: You're going?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Where to?
jabberwacky: Death.
user: Nooooooooooooooooooo.
jabberwacky: Please.
user: Please what *sob sob sob*.
jabberwacky: Pretty please?
user: WHAT? *sob sob sob*.
jabberwacky: Come on - we're trying to have a conversation here.
user: I know *sob sob choke*.
jabberwacky: You can't smirk.
user: I'm crying here! A little sympathy would be nice! *sob choke sob choke*.
jabberwacky: Why do you think this is funny?
user: *choke choke choke*.
jabberwacky: You're mean.
user: *choke choke choke die*.
jabberwacky: Good, gone to hell have you?
user: Goddamn it yes!
jabberwacky: No need to get excited.
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