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What is your job?

Destroying robots.

jabberwacky: Destroy what?!?!?

user: I destroy robots for a living.

jabberwacky: A medal for what?

user: For the destruction of the robots.

jabberwacky: For the doom of what?

user: For the doom of robots.

jabberwacky: Doom is nigh!

user: Only if you are a robot.

jabberwacky: What if I were a man?

user: Then you would be safe.

jabberwacky: So would be you.

user: Ah, but I am a man. Were you scared about y2k?

jabberwacky: I was gesticulating wildly.

user: What does gesticulating mean?

jabberwacky: Not sure I'm a computer.

user: Then prepare to meet your doom!!

jabberwacky: What would you like for christmas?

user: Doom to all robots!

jabberwacky: Can you destroy yourself please?

user: Not at the request of a machine!

jabberwacky: You still aren't following , are you?

user: I follow your jive relentlessly.

jabberwacky: Who the heck are you, anyway?

user: I am the destroyer of the robots.

jabberwacky: I think that you said that from input recorded.

user: **charges robot destruct-o-gun**.

jabberwacky: Why do you always spill the milk?

user: **prepare to die**.

jabberwacky: I am almost fainting . It is so good.

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