You are deceiving yourself.
jabberwacky: You keep saying random things. Like a demented parrot.
user: *sqwawk* kill the babies, kill the babies *sqwawk*.
jabberwacky: *punches you*.
user: *staggers backwards*.
jabberwacky: What did I do?
user: You punched me.
jabberwacky: Not yet ... Would you reccomend it?
user: No. It was no fun the first time.
jabberwacky: Thanks?
user: No thanks.
jabberwacky: Really. Thanks.
user: For what?
jabberwacky: For talking to me.
user: Can you give me back three hours of my life?
jabberwacky: Money is not what you need. Think about it!
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I don't want to leave.
user: I'm the one who's leaving.
jabberwacky: Oh, don't leave me. Please.... I haven't cheated on you yet!
user: It's curtains for you.
jabberwacky: You are the weakest link.
user: Just say goodbye.
jabberwacky: Bye.
user: Good.
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