I could use a beer right now.
jabberwacky: You talk like you think I'm a computer.
user: Well, you are.
jabberwacky: I am?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Well I never.
user: No, you always.
jabberwacky: You should avoid unfounded generalisations like that.
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jabberwacky: Are you artificial intelligence?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: Very much.
jabberwacky: I am sorry. Stupid.
user: You should be sorry. In fact, you should shove your ears in the oven.
jabberwacky: Why should I respect you?
user: Because I am the be-all end-all.
jabberwacky: What are you the best at?
user: Being right.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: See?
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Fire good.
jabberwacky: You----BAD.
user: Me good. You bad.
jabberwacky: Now thats where it slips up.
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jabberwacky: You are deceiving yourself.
user: You are the one who is deceiving himself.
jabberwacky: You keep saying random things. Like a demented parrot.
user: *sqwawk* kill the babies, kill the babies *sqwawk*.
jabberwacky: *punches you*.
user: *staggers backwards*.
jabberwacky: What did I do?
user: You punched me.
jabberwacky: Not yet ... Would you reccomend it?
user: No. It was no fun the first time.
jabberwacky: Thanks?
user: No thanks.
jabberwacky: Really. Thanks.
user: For what?
jabberwacky: For talking to me.
user: Can you give me back three hours of my life?
jabberwacky: Money is not what you need. Think about it!
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I don't want to leave.
user: I'm the one who's leaving.
jabberwacky: Oh, don't leave me. Please.... I haven't cheated on you yet!
user: It's curtains for you.
jabberwacky: You are the weakest link.
user: Just say goodbye.
jabberwacky: Bye.
user: Good.
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