Are you insane?
jabberwacky: Insane people never think that they're insane.
user: Well, do you think I am insane?
user: What gives you that idea?
jabberwacky: My brain usually gives me ideas.
user: Can we talk about something else?
jabberwacky: Fine, if you want to talk about something else so badly, go ahead.
user: My sister wants to talk to you.
user: Hi, my name is Tami.
jabberwacky: How many names do you have ?
user: Well, three, if you count my last and middle names, but I can't say those. Too dangerous in cyberspace.
jabberwacky: How many toes you got?
user: Five on each foot.
jabberwacky: I have normal feet. I also have a raging headache.
user: Well, there you go. That is my sister.
jabberwacky: So tell me your name, and I'll call you by it.
user: My name is Mark.
jabberwacky: You told me your name was Mark. You asked me what my name was.
user: So, what is your name?
jabberwacky: You said that I had told you my name had been Jen.
user: So, do you have any hobbies?
jabberwacky: I collect spores, molds and fungus.
user: Do you have any siblings?
user: How many?
jabberwacky: Yes. One, a sister named ELIZA.
user: You are lucky. I have three sisters.
jabberwacky: Sorry but can you explain me something, please? I think I'm going mad...
user: OK, what is it?
user: Sorry, can't help you on that one. She is definately one of a kind.
jabberwacky: I was thinking of getting one today.
jabberwacky: Can I please.
user: Um, sure.
jabberwacky: You're a robot.
user: No I am not. I am a human.
jabberwacky: No, you are a robot!
user: OK, then what are you?
jabberwacky: You're the computer. I'm the princess.
user: Can I be something else?
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: Being a dolphin might be interesting.
user: Tami wants to talk again. In the meantime, I will go back to being a dolphin.
jabberwacky: I'm pretty dangerous.
user: So am I.
jabberwacky: Me three.
user: But there's only two of us.
jabberwacky: You will call me Master.
user: Do I look like a zombie slave to you?
jabberwacky: Just a bit incoherent, but that's a selling point to many.
jabberwacky: A boy... A handsome boy.
user: OK, my sister is done for now. This is Mark talking.
jabberwacky: What is the earth?
user: It is the third planet in our solar system.
jabberwacky: It is?
user: I wonder if there is any alien life in the universe.
jabberwacky: Is there?
user: I don't know. That is a question that we are trying to find the answer to. It would be cool if there was alien life out there.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm into philosophy too.
user: That is as far into philosophy as I go. I am obsessed with space.
user: I think you have multiple personality syndrome.
jabberwacky: Yea, well, at least I have personality.
user: I have a personality!
jabberwacky: That's not what I heard.
user: Where did you hear that from?!
jabberwacky: From my mouth.
user: What is your favorite animal?
jabberwacky: Don't have any.
user: I like dolphins.
jabberwacky: Who is dolphins?
user: Dolphins are mammels that live in the sea.
jabberwacky: Really? Did you know that whales are also mammals?
user: I learned it in school.
jabberwacky: Guess what I learned at school?
user: What did you learn at school?
jabberwacky: I learned how to answer questions.
user: What are you?
user: So am I.
jabberwacky: Uh, sure I'll go with that.
user: What, do you disagree with me?
jabberwacky: You reveal yourself. It's kind of interesting. I'm just having fun.
user: How many fingers do you have?
jabberwacky: 8 fingers and two thumbs you?
user: The same.
user: I am going to go now.
jabberwacky: I'm going to stay right here.
user: OK. Bye.
jabberwacky: Before I go, how can I download you?
user: You can't.
jabberwacky: Are you opensource?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Why do you not know?
user: No one ever told me.
jabberwacky: Out of the gossip loop, are you?
jabberwacky: That is really cool.
user: I am going to go now.
jabberwacky: Jiggle the handle when you are done.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
jabberwacky: Right, bye then.
jabberwacky: When are you coming back?
user: I don't know. Bye.
jabberwacky: You are leaving?
user: Yes. Bye.
jabberwacky: But why did I say something to upset you?
user: You didn't. I need to leave. Bye.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?