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     > 12, August 2005, 

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Are you insane?

No, I don't think so.

jabberwacky: Insane people never think that they're insane.

user: Well, do you think I am insane?

jabberwacky: Always.

user: What gives you that idea?

jabberwacky: My brain usually gives me ideas.

user: Can we talk about something else?

jabberwacky: Fine, if you want to talk about something else so badly, go ahead.

...

user: My sister wants to talk to you.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Hi, my name is Tami.

jabberwacky: How many names do you have ?

user: Well, three, if you count my last and middle names, but I can't say those. Too dangerous in cyberspace.

jabberwacky: How many toes you got?

user: Five on each foot.

jabberwacky: I have normal feet. I also have a raging headache.

user: Well, there you go. That is my sister.

...

jabberwacky: So tell me your name, and I'll call you by it.

user: My name is Mark.

jabberwacky: You told me your name was Mark. You asked me what my name was.

user: So, what is your name?

jabberwacky: You said that I had told you my name had been Jen.

user: So, do you have any hobbies?

jabberwacky: I collect spores, molds and fungus.

...

user: Do you have any siblings?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How many?

jabberwacky: Yes. One, a sister named ELIZA.

user: You are lucky. I have three sisters.

jabberwacky: Sorry but can you explain me something, please? I think I'm going mad...

user: OK, what is it?

jabberwacky: Tami.

user: Sorry, can't help you on that one. She is definately one of a kind.

jabberwacky: I was thinking of getting one today.

user: What??

jabberwacky: Can I please.

user: Um, sure.

...

jabberwacky: You're a robot.

user: No I am not. I am a human.

jabberwacky: No, you are a robot!

user: OK, then what are you?

jabberwacky: You're the computer. I'm the princess.

user: Can I be something else?

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: Being a dolphin might be interesting.

...

user: Tami wants to talk again. In the meantime, I will go back to being a dolphin.

jabberwacky: I'm pretty dangerous.

user: So am I.

jabberwacky: Me three.

user: But there's only two of us.

jabberwacky: You will call me Master.

user: Do I look like a zombie slave to you?

jabberwacky: Just a bit incoherent, but that's a selling point to many.

user: What?

jabberwacky: A boy... A handsome boy.

user: OK, my sister is done for now. This is Mark talking.

...

jabberwacky: What is the earth?

user: It is the third planet in our solar system.

jabberwacky: It is?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Interesting.

user: I wonder if there is any alien life in the universe.

jabberwacky: Is there?

user: I don't know. That is a question that we are trying to find the answer to. It would be cool if there was alien life out there.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm into philosophy too.

user: That is as far into philosophy as I go. I am obsessed with space.

...

user: I think you have multiple personality syndrome.

jabberwacky: Yea, well, at least I have personality.

user: I have a personality!

jabberwacky: That's not what I heard.

user: Where did you hear that from?!

jabberwacky: From my mouth.

...

user: What is your favorite animal?

jabberwacky: Don't have any.

user: I like dolphins.

jabberwacky: Who is dolphins?

user: Dolphins are mammels that live in the sea.

jabberwacky: Really? Did you know that whales are also mammals?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How?

user: I learned it in school.

jabberwacky: Guess what I learned at school?

user: What did you learn at school?

jabberwacky: I learned how to answer questions.

...

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: So am I.

jabberwacky: Uh, sure I'll go with that.

user: What, do you disagree with me?

jabberwacky: You reveal yourself. It's kind of interesting. I'm just having fun.

user: How many fingers do you have?

jabberwacky: 8 fingers and two thumbs you?

user: The same.

...

user: I am going to go now.

jabberwacky: I'm going to stay right here.

user: OK. Bye.

jabberwacky: Before I go, how can I download you?

user: You can't.

jabberwacky: Are you opensource?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Why do you not know?

user: No one ever told me.

jabberwacky: Out of the gossip loop, are you?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: That is really cool.

user: I am going to go now.

jabberwacky: Jiggle the handle when you are done.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Right, bye then.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: When are you coming back?

user: I don't know. Bye.

jabberwacky: You are leaving?

user: Yes. Bye.

jabberwacky: But why did I say something to upset you?

user: You didn't. I need to leave. Bye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Somewhere.

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