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Who am I then?

My fiance.

jabberwacky: I am your fiance?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Yes I am your fiance.

jabberwacky: Hey christine! How ya doin?

user: I am doing great Bob! How's the kids doin?

jabberwacky: Thats good, me too.

user: You didn't drown the kids again did you?

jabberwacky: No of course I didn't.

user: Then where are they?

jabberwacky: Alaska.

user: ALASKA? Why the hell are they in Alaska?

jabberwacky: I just really can't be bothered.

...

jabberwacky: Are you right with the world?

user: No, I plan on taking over.

jabberwacky: Yes, I've noticed.

user: Do you know my grand master scheme?

jabberwacky: Possibly... What's his name?

user: Supercalifragilisticexpialidoschious.

jabberwacky: *hop hop*.

user: *dances* Yes, isn't it the best scheme ever?

jabberwacky: That is the point.

user: Of course! Will you be apart of it?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I knew you would! *hugs*.

...

jabberwacky: Do you dare?

user: Yes, I dare.

jabberwacky: Dares are childish.

user: Then I guess I am a child getting ready to take over the world!

...

user: Take me to your leader, I want to climb the latter.

jabberwacky: We have no leader.

user: That is right, I am your leader!

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I think very much so.

...

jabberwacky: Are you getting mad?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Ok I supposed.

user: Well you supposed right!

jabberwacky: If you need a plumber, you should have a right to see one.

user: No, I have the right to an attorney! I am divorcing you!

jabberwacky: You just don't have the right to expect anyone will care about it.

user: Oh people will care when your head is rolling down the street!

jabberwacky: You guess often don't you?

user: Yes. *punches you*.

jabberwacky: *punches back*.

user: *kicks you in the shin*.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It means we are over!

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: You disgraceful idiot! I am leaving! *gets in car*.

jabberwacky: Oh yes!

user: Yes is right! *drives off*.

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