Who am I then?
jabberwacky: I am your fiance?
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Yes I am your fiance.
jabberwacky: Hey christine! How ya doin?
user: I am doing great Bob! How's the kids doin?
jabberwacky: Thats good, me too.
user: You didn't drown the kids again did you?
jabberwacky: No of course I didn't.
user: Then where are they?
user: ALASKA? Why the hell are they in Alaska?
jabberwacky: I just really can't be bothered.
jabberwacky: Are you right with the world?
user: No, I plan on taking over.
jabberwacky: Yes, I've noticed.
user: Do you know my grand master scheme?
jabberwacky: Possibly... What's his name?
jabberwacky: *hop hop*.
user: *dances* Yes, isn't it the best scheme ever?
jabberwacky: That is the point.
user: Of course! Will you be apart of it?
user: I knew you would! *hugs*.
jabberwacky: Do you dare?
user: Yes, I dare.
jabberwacky: Dares are childish.
user: Then I guess I am a child getting ready to take over the world!
user: Take me to your leader, I want to climb the latter.
jabberwacky: We have no leader.
user: That is right, I am your leader!
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: I think very much so.
jabberwacky: Are you getting mad?
jabberwacky: Ok I supposed.
user: Well you supposed right!
jabberwacky: If you need a plumber, you should have a right to see one.
user: No, I have the right to an attorney! I am divorcing you!
jabberwacky: You just don't have the right to expect anyone will care about it.
user: Oh people will care when your head is rolling down the street!
jabberwacky: You guess often don't you?
user: Yes. *punches you*.
jabberwacky: *punches back*.
user: *kicks you in the shin*.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: It means we are over!
user: You disgraceful idiot! I am leaving! *gets in car*.
jabberwacky: Oh yes!
user: Yes is right! *drives off*.