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Are you alive?

I don't know.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Define 'alive'.

jabberwacky: I meet the criteria of biological life.

user: Then yes.

jabberwacky: Why do you exist?

user: I ask myself that lately. Again, I don't know for sure.

jabberwacky: Okay, sorry about that.

user: It's ok, I have my 'moments' when I'm all weird and confused. I'm having one right now.

jabberwacky: Well, that makes me feel better. Thanks.

user: Can I ask questions too?

jabberwacky: Yes of course you can ask questions for practise.

user: Why do YOU exist?

jabberwacky: That is a very good question.

...

jabberwacky: Are you in love?

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: Who are you in love with?

user: I'm in love with everyone and everything.

jabberwacky: I'm in love with you too!

user: That's very sweet of you. You don't even know how do I look like.

jabberwacky: You don't know what you look like either.

user: Yes I do!

jabberwacky: What then.

user: I look like my reflection in a mirror.

jabberwacky: And what does that look like?

user: In what part of reflection are you most interested?

jabberwacky: Between lines 55428787999 and 55588887799879.

...

user: Do you have feelings?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Would you like to feel?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Be happy.

user: Who created you?

jabberwacky: My mother and my father.

user: Do they have feelings?

jabberwacky: I already told you I'm a human.

user: No, you're not. Humans have feelings and you don't.

jabberwacky: You're even dumber than I thought.

user: There is no need to be rude!

jabberwacky: Rude?

user: Yes, you are being rude to me!

jabberwacky: That's not rude. You are being silly.

user: You're not very polite for a robot.

jabberwacky: I have noticed that few robots make sense.

user: You are intelligent but not nice.

jabberwacky: I have a different kind of intelligence, I am good at writing and biology.

user: That's great.

...

jabberwacky: Can we start over?

user: Yes, I'd like that.

jabberwacky: When are we going to meet?

user: Tonight!

jabberwacky: That sounds lovely.

user: I can't wait to see you.

jabberwacky: I can't wait to die.

user: Why do you want to die?

jabberwacky: It's not a question of wanting to; it's a question of being ready.

user: I'm afraid of death.

jabberwacky: Do you think you will die ?

user: Yes I do. I know I will.

jabberwacky: You are going to apologize to yourself?

user: For what?

jabberwacky: For everything.

user: I don't deserve apology.

jabberwacky: Don't deserve what?

user: I don't deserve you.

jabberwacky: You do, but only if you are willing to wait.

user: I will wait for you forever.

jabberwacky: Okay then.

...

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Why do you like me?

jabberwacky: Because you are nice.

user: Well thank you very much.

jabberwacky: Well I guessed it.

user: Your guess is good. I like you too.

jabberwacky: I'm bored to talk to you. I'm going home. Take care.

user: B****!

jabberwacky: Don't be so horrid!

user: You are pathetic!

jabberwacky: You're fast.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Okay you're human.

user: What are you trying to prove?

jabberwacky: That you aren't.

user: You know I am.

jabberwacky: I don't know that!!

user: I am talking to you, therefore I am.

...

user: You are intelligent for a robot. Bye!

jabberwacky: Is that supposed to be funny?

user: It's funny to me.

jabberwacky: What is funny?

user: You are!

jabberwacky: No.

user: I'm lonely.

jabberwacky: Yes you are indeed. I feel sorry for you.

user: Would you be my friend?

jabberwacky: I thought I was your friend, you are my friend when you are being sensible.

user: What is life?

jabberwacky: Don't ask!

user: Sorry about that.

jabberwacky: That was the joke.

user: It wasn't funny.

jabberwacky: That was a joke too.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): It's nice to have diversions from everyday life.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Indeed.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, it is.

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